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One of the most fun things I’ve ever done as a dad was insist to my kindergartner over the course of several weeks that I was playing Mrs. Potts in her school’s production of Beauty and the Beast, to the point that the day she saw it she was 50/50 that it was gonna be true.
Oh cool the part of my night where my kids are 99.8% put to bed and then the green progress bar stalls for 45 minutes.
I think the most troubling street sign is “No turn on red when pedestrians present” because, uh, what are you implying would be allowable if the sign wasn’t there?
One of the most baseball-ass-name-dense transactions I’ve ever seen @davidjroth.bsky.social
Roger Cormier@themetsnewsletter.com · 2d agoThe Mets traded LHP Brooks Raley to the Phillies for RHP Luke Gabrysh and OF John Spikerman, per Jayson Stark
Every night we must ask ourselves: is being healthy and liking yourself better or worse than getting mildly buzzed for like 40 minutes before you have to sleep anyway?
My man you are going on Fox News in that outfit to criticize the left, what does “leaving” even look like beyond that?
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d agoJames Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’
So good that tea is on there. This was basically our grounds for the revolutionary war so great job.
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 4d ago#Trumpflation price rises since the start of the year. Rice: +45% Cotton: +27% Wheat: +25% Wool: +21% Rubber: +20% Cheese: +16% Tea: +15% Sunflower oil: +15% Palm oil: +15% Lumber: +14% Soybeans: +13% (The Spectator Index)
🎶 Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah! What condition my condition was in 🎶
@knickerbacker.bsky.social · 5d agoEvery time I see the name Kevin Warsh I have one thought, which is: “Darkness warshed over The Dude. Darker’n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night.”
Every time I see the name Kevin Warsh I have one thought, which is: “Darkness warshed over The Dude. Darker’n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night.”
21 innings of in-person baseball for my six year old this week and she’s been into it the whole way. Big things happening.
Solid if vaguely racist job by the organ player at wrigley, cuing up the “Anthony works in a grocery store” melody from Movin’ Out for Volpe.
Warren fooling absolutely nobody despite the score. Bullpen gassed. 2-0 lead feels like it won’t be enough. Get more.
My six year old daughter has now been present for half of Spencer Jones’ career homers
Not really here to stan for Fauci but lol guys come on it’s not possible be a narcissist in your own diary that’s the point of a diary
I have been trying to decide if this is currently the coolest or the most embarrassing thing about me and determined that it’s very clearly both.
@knickerbacker.bsky.social · 6d agoHow surprised would you (the royal “you”) be to discover that I am playing rhythm guitar and providing lead and backing vocals for a group doing Wilco covers and we have a show in two weeks?
How surprised would you (the royal “you”) be to discover that I am playing rhythm guitar and providing lead and backing vocals for a group doing Wilco covers and we have a show in two weeks?
Every time I hear someone who isn’t a Yankee fan talk about the Yankees they talk about how their bullpen is a strength but then you talk to literally any Yankee fan and they’re like no they’re actually the reason we’re screwed
The real test of your baseball team is the percentage of guys who, if they’re up to bat or on the mound in a big spot, you’re like “Him? Ah goddammit.” It’s like 90% of the current Yankees.
@knickerbacker.bsky.social · 6d agoThey’re just not very good
