lived a seinfeld episode today where i booked a rental car in advance and then showed up to get the rental car i reserved and there was no car and i was told there wouldn't be a car for another day at least ❤️
spoke too soon. i was punished for making this post, which tarnished the purity of my heart with the sin of pride
tuesday@knockturnal.bsky.social · 2w agono matter how many times i kiss a sick person on the mouth i never get sick. this is because im pure of heart and god loves me
hi my name's David creator of David Social the most centralized social network of all time, it is run by me David and I (David) am the algorithm and single point of failure of the app. If you would like to join then please send me a message.
today i joined a social media site called david social . it has like 800 users and the way to join david social is to meet or contact david. i met david at a birthday party. i unfortunately have to report that david social fucking rules
no matter how many stops are on your metro travel in montreal, it will somehow always take 30 minutes
no matter how many times i kiss a sick person on the mouth i never get sick. this is because im pure of heart and god loves me
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
are you haunted by a snack you had once or twice and then never again. i lie awake at night thinking of these lost snacks
acquiring cute nightgowns to wear at home instead of a big tshirt has done something for my mental wellbeing but im not sure what yet . highly recommend. i want to show you my collection
lately my girl dinner of choice is a bag of costco microwave popcorn with garlic powder on it, pickled green beans out of the jar, and a fucking glass of metamucil. what that mean
HULK DEPLOYING WARING HULKSTORM INBOUND
4chan was never good but somehow /ck/ still hits sometimes
"women used to be objects who were only defined by how men reacted to them. then one of them made me look her in the eyes and see her as a person. I saw her pain and decided women actually fucking suck"
saw after hours last night and i think it has to be one of the top films of all time for me. been replaying scenes in my mind all day . i dont even know how to recommend it to people because the only way i can describe it is "guy has a really bad night in soho"
wore this outfit again today and a wind blew the whole skirt clear up to my shoulders. all of a major artery of downtown montreal saw my business. it was cartoonish and humbling
tuesday@knockturnal.bsky.social · last mo.today's fit check . 100% cotton and linen so it's ok even in the heat.. if u even care ....
i have some kind of gene that makes rice crispy treats and similar cereal based sweets the most delectable foodstuff imaginable and i actually can't be near them because all my self control and sense of moderation evaporates and a devil takes over my body
today's fit check . 100% cotton and linen so it's ok even in the heat.. if u even care ....
spent a million years organizing and tetrising my belongings to avoid checking a bag and did it perfectly and got through TSA without issue and air canada forced me to check it at the gate anyway
monday at the chicken window (fed a chicken a cherry tomato)
fell in love very quickly with a waitress the other night and never saw her again after i perhaps unsubtly said SHES SO FUCKING CUTE SHES EXACTLY MY TYPE to the person i was with at the restaurant. sorry im no better than a man
trader joes im going to miss you when i go back. the only thing that has genuinely made me consider moving back to the states is trader fucking joes