I've finally made some decent looking omurice! Forgive the Jackson Pollock of ketchup, I was low lol
Knoxin Vayer
@knoxin.bsky.social
Catch-all account for your neighborhood bat-shaped-gremlin | SWF, L00DS, art, irl pics it's all goin' here | 18+ ONLY | 35yo | NB They/Them | Certified Trash #NSFW #furrynsfw #furryart #nsfw #nsfwirl #irlnudes
*sniff sniff* My dumb-ass must've forgotten to put on deodorant this morning, cuz I smell EXTRA STINKY today. Like dayum 👀😤💦
Got home from work and saw this ADORABLE powder blue Nissan Pao just chilling in the visitors parking area. Super well kept or tastefully restored too, the inside is just as cute.
Went to go get fitted for a rental suit today. "Hmm, this vest feels a lil loose, hey fitting associate, you got anything smaller?" A: "Lemme see, you got on an XS, so that's as small as I got and it's pulled tight as far as it can go." Ah. Damn my scrawny frame.
Pretty sure I just comatose'd @kravenlupei.bsky.social after devouring his ass and humping it twice. RIP Yeen lol
Why isn't there a Pokemon pig called Skwheeler that evolves into Roadhog, that's motorcycle/wheel themed but also cute and Daddy looking, respectively.
Did anyone else, as a child, take a can of pitted black olives and stick them on each of their fingers pretending that they were eyeballs before biting them off one by one and eating them? No? Just me?
I made some bitch'n Vietnamese meatball soup tonight for dinner.
Warm summer nights and a broken AC system keep me up at night. Might as well sneak up to the roof, enjoy the breeze and take in the lights in the distance. #nsfw #nsfwart #furrynsfw
You know a drawing is going really well when your iPad's auto save feature starts to take longer and longer to finish. Layers, baby, LAYERS!
There's nothing worse than sitting down to draw and 5 minutes later your tablet suddenly yelling at you about 10% power, only to realize it's been 6 hours since you started. Wh-where did my morning go??
God, my hole still just SO loose after that toying session. Bet you could just... slip -right- inside~
Who's got two thumbs up and enjoys size difference? Well, @kravenlupei.bsky.social and I between the two of us. Good thing that yeens are proven to be indeterminably stretchy! #nsfwart #furrynsfw #furrynsfwart
Grip'im by the knot, grip'im tight, then give a little tug. You'll have all your canine friends melting in the palm of your paws. But it looks like Vic had a surprise of his own, it's not the liquid I was expecting but I won't complain. #furryart #furrynsfw
Grip'im by the knot, grip'im tight, then give a little tug. You'll have all your canine friends melting in the palm of your paws. But it looks like Vic had a surprise of his own, it's not the liquid I was expecting but I won't complain. #furryart #furrynsfw
My brain the entire time I'm cooking dinner: "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. I want you in my womb!"
Hahaaa @kravenlupei.bsky.social left lil bite marks on me. I am nothing if not a good chew toy ~ n.n
> Be Me >Tries to draw a head >Face looks weird, try again >Face looks weird, try again >Face looks weird, try again >Fuck it, draw a random face without a head, force-fit it onto some vague head-like shape >Bullshit the rest >"Huh, that actually looks good" Artist struggles
It's both Micro May and Mayternity, so find yourself a bite-sized bat and really load them up with a full litter of pups. ... it's me, I'm the bite-sized bat btw ;3
Here's my silly little warlock kobold that I've been beating my head against a wall trying to draw lol Damn, I didn't think drawing short characters would be this hard LMAO
Dinner tonight is a chicken thigh, breaded with panko and herb seasoning, topped with dill garlic cheese and smoked cheddar cheese, with a side of couscous and green beans.
