jelly

@koalabear.bsky.social

koala + pillsbury doughboy superfan. they/he. 29 and Loving it 🔞 #art <hold down to view my art!

specifically woke up 2 HOURS before i needed to this morning hoping i would be able to purge all my nausea before having to get ready for work but instead i just got sick Again right before work and now im heaving in the office bathroom Again

are the newer models of the intuos pro still a good tablet? the new design looks so awkward to use compared to the 2015 intuos pro which was the last real tablet i had and i loved it. except that it broke 10000+ times. but i could always fix it…….

as a kid my mom gave me this book but instead of telling me she hid it at the bottom of a cabinet in the bathroom, never to be acknowledged. when i found it i went into a terrified spiral so i put it back and just never opened that drawer again. i would cry just from looking at the cabinet too long

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NO, i am NOT the pillsbury dough boy. i am simply a DEDICATED FAN of the pillsbury dough boy. we do not share similar physical nor mental attributes. i am my own person and boy (non-dough)

they’re trying to tell me i can’t hit my sour green apple vape. they’re trying to say i cant make fat clouds with my sour green apple vape. they’re trying to make me stop hitting my sour green apple vape. as if it isn’t my right to have and use my sour green apple vape

i’m glad everyone else is a big animalistic wolf dog but i’m a chihuahua cocker spaniel mix and i am sitting in humans laps and getting petted every day. you can carry me in your purse. you can put me in a really small sweater. i’m a PET