the safest place to sleep is in the middle of a kobold nap pile except I lied because they're going to chew your bones
Kobold Dragon Posts
@kobolddragon.bsky.social
Did you know there are about three or four kobolds? 🦎🦎🦎(🦎?) Occasional light nsfw. anti ai. posts are a combination of things from my archive and new stuff run by @pineconelizard.bsky.social
kobold keeps pretending kobold doesnt understand dragon when they say to stop making these strange squeak noises. for the yip.
kobold eating grass ....wait (takes off glasses and cleans them before putting back on) oh! mountain goat
dragon chasing kobold because they got something in their mouth and keeps running away when dragon trys stopping them
put a slice of cheese on a kobold you won't regret it
kobold named 24 frames per second their kobold friend named movie: :D their other kobold friend named video game: >: (
three kobolds named asbestos, lead, and microplastics
kobold: mining lv? kobold: 33 kobold: nice kobold: nice kobold: nice kobold: nice kobold: nice kobold: nice kobold: nice
three kobolds shredding you like you are a chew toy
tiny kobold: awauubwubwaub dragon: what dragon: (is quickly imploded by a worm hole from inside and disappears)
kobold wizard: silence, cartridge tilt blast dragon clipping into the floor sideways: what the. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaa that's too many aaaa aaaa (gets swarmed until nothing is left but bones
Gizmo the Yipster@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 4w agohere kobolds! heeeeere kobolds! pspspspsps (sprinkles little gems on the ground)
if you lather peanut butter on the floor you may be surprised to find a kobold
