Good news: Andrew Tate is still locked up. Mitch McConnell is still dead.
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Of all the atrocities committed by this regime, failing the Epstein survivors is the most tragic to me.
How many bottles do you think Jeanine Pirro has gone through in the past 24 hours?
RFK Jr? Vaxxed. Rand Paul? Vaxxed. Donald Trump? Vaxxed. Herman Cain? Unvaxxed.
I fully expect a Truth Social rant about how we *totally haven't* wasted all of our long-range projectile missiles in this Iran war within the next 24 hours. Possibly calling the journalists commies.
Don’t vote for rapists. Don’t vote for abusers. Don’t vote for blatant con artists. Don’t vote for people who protect pedophiles. This isn’t complicated.
Every day, more and more people are starting to see through this bullshit because they know what they’re spending on essential goods.
Foreign governments should be able to sue SpaceX for littering the moon.
Are people finally starting to understand that Republican policies will only make them poorer? They told you this would be a “golden age.”
If you’re dumb enough to listen to Aaron Rodgers on matters of public health, you deserve any consequences that come to you.
Mitch McConnell won’t be able to watch season 2 of Widow’s Bay. But he doesn’t deserve it anyway.
Here’s my guess: Iran is going to successfully negotiate a deal with Oman. They will maintain control of the Strait, and will probably charge fees. The president will level more empty threats because he was sidelined in these negotiations and refuse to lift the blockade. Stalemate continues.
If you can have sex with wicker men, you can have sex with dead raccoons.
What’s happening is not okay. It has never been okay. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/n...
Immigrant Held at Delaney Detention Center Has Died, Officials Say (Gift Article)
The mayor of Newark identified the dead man as Edwin Jovanny Lopez Cornejo. The New Jersey center has been the focus of intense scrutiny for its treatment of detainees.
nytimes.com
Imagine telling the American people, with a straight face, that gas is $1.95 a gallon and then yelling at oil companies to lower prices two days later. No sensible person can take this seriously.
Reminder that the JCPOA, which Trump ripped up, accomplished all of the goals he claims to want to reach currently.
The “negotiator in chief” says this is Iran’s last chance for a deal. It’s amazing Iran has been begging for a deal for months and simultaneously received over 100 “last chances.” Kindergarteners are better at diplomacy.
Just paid $305 for a 1TB micro sd express card, and that was somehow a deal. The AI effect on memory pricing is insane.
Trump is mad Iran is negotiating a deal with Oman and not him. Maybe he should consider the fact that the Oman government is not comprised of dementia-addled maniacs posting AI slop of themselves.
If Abraham Lincoln were trapped in a room with him, he’d be BEGGING to be shot.
Amazing. No notes. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
‘Iran War Participation Trophy’ mocking Trump arrives in New York
The work, which was first displayed in D.C., is the latest installment by a group of anonymous artists that trolls the president. Passersby had mixed reactions.
washingtonpost.com
“The measles outbreak was caused by Covid lockdowns” is the new “the plane crash was caused by DEI.” They are the most gullible morons on Earth.
It’s 2026. Capital One casually announces the president is laundering money. Everyone shrugs and moves on. There’s a new episode of 90 Day Fiancé tonight.
Dana Bash asking the head of HHS about an active measles outbreak should be considered normal. Conservatives simply don’t understand journalism, which is why they gravitate towards people like Nick Shirley.
Al Jazeera telling it like it is. Not really sure it qualifies as “news,” though.
