Accidental aesthetic preworkout 🦄

Hump day HUNK briefs 😌

Gays when they get a haircut 💇‍♀️

Hearing messages in the hum of the Ninja Creami

Hearing messages in the hum of the Ninja Creami

Why is Chipolte playing gay sex house music lmao

I tried the viral “fiberglass saline IV” so that you didn’t have to

Hotel but if you miss check out they keep you

They played stand back at the jock strap party last night and I’ll I could think about was RuPaul saying “Stevie Nicks IS a gay icon”

“DL discreet” babe your on Grindr in ptown

Sorry for blasting cuntissimo driving by your grandmas funeral

Gays when they get a haircut 💇‍♀️

I just automatically tried to “flip my hair out of the way” while washing my face in the shower 😭

Connor 🛸🧠@konnah.bsky.social · 2w ago

Haha yeah it’s always weird how light and cold my head is after cutting it all off, but it’s very refreshing

Haircut jump scare 😶‍🌫️

Do NOT give them your name for your order 🤦‍♀️

Brad@bradhdx.bsky.social · 2w ago

espresso martini bar but it’s themed after fae creatures

New singles from Eliza & the Delusionals and Flower Face a week after a new Phoebe album 🫠🫠🫠

I finally found Zerg burrito you guys were talking about

this is literally the beginning of an hp lovecraft story

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 2w ago

today i embark on my expedition north to learn if the so-called state of """vermont""" is real. i prepare myself for a harrowing journey of terrible hardships on my voyage into the sea of mist, but i will get to the bottom of this great mystery no matter the cost in the name of discovery and truth.

Watching anything good currently? I feel like I’m currently out of new/good series so we’ve just been watching LEC vods or rewatching something old

C-3PO 😔

Pombon trainer Ryan@2intheshinx.bsky.social · 3w ago

I can't wait to see which gen10 ultra femme pokemon yall are gonna try to fuck.

Fuck buddy learned my raid schedule so now he arrives when it’s almost over so I can join them when I’m done 🥸

Why are you guys talking about fucking C-3PO again?

I thiiiiiink it was Page Avenue by story of the year, but could have been The Used self titled first album. The first one I remember buying was the lord of rings 3 sound track with a newbury comics gift certificate lol

The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 3w ago

44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?

Might need some bigger briefs 🩲

GRWM 🥸

Goth club last night 🕺

Also, did we really need another heart breaking voicemail snuck in there? 😭

Really insane album front to back, one of the most prolific and talented songs writers of our generation. As always her lyrics are clever and poetic, the music styles dances between sad indie girl, bluegrass, soft rock and some really fun synth and effects, intimate and personal idk she can’t miss

What do you mean Phoebe Bridgers wrote a song about a dying mall 15 minutes from my house?