konnaire

@konnaire.bsky.social

✺ Designing ➪ https://konnai.re ✺ Taking photos ➫ https://konnai.re/leisuredome ✺ Writing ➬ https://vonkirschnell.haus/

Making a completely innocuous 1px CSS change that somehow deletes your entire hosting instance, email server, car, trousers, any evidence of the letter '█' in all written history

The bread computer meme where the little guy is forcing a smile at the computer, and in panel two is forcing the same smile at the viewer

Fewer black holes have a wider or stronger event horizon than workplace share scheme trading platforms. Left the company and want to sell up? I'm afraid in the history of share schemes literally nobody has ever done this so you have to make 185 different phone calls to bamboozled CS agents.

A brief respite between jobs means I can – for the first time in years – indulge in my greatest weakness: chatting nonsense to retirees in charity shops at 10am on a Thursday

vonkirschnell.haus Your handsome scribes are next writing a special on Scrapbooking. Coloured items of all shapes and sizes. Yarns spun with split pins and sewn-in hidden compartments inconceivable to the common mind. True graphic design weaved into the art of telling Tall Tales. Stay tuned.

Haus von Kirschnell

From the desks of Emily & Konnaire: A receipt of late drives into the purple, of breakfasts hidden within the féth fíada, and of evenings at the pyre.

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As my partner starts a new job at the weekends I've borrowed her van and sodded off to find lighthouses and chippy teas. Life is good when you're necking curry sauce within eyeshot of at least 3 lighthouses.

The most lighthouse looking lighthouse you can imagine A shot of climbers taking their mats down a coastal pathA cliff with waves breaking at its foot. In the foreground an out of focus ice cream tubA shot of a lighthouse from the back of a van

I have an itch that only restoring a classic 2-door Range Rover can scratch. I have been sitting on this since I was a teenager. I fear I shall make a horrendous financial decision in the coming year.

A 1988 Land Rover Range Rover Classic in chalk grey

Guy who drives his grey car in his grey suit to his grey house to sit on his grey sofa surrounded by grey walls and grey flooring is almost blinded by the glare from his extreme downlighting as he drafts his 10th 'Design is dead, here's how AI will shape creative teams' LinkedIn post this week

Woke up in the middle of Dartmoor, and joined the Mountain Rescue team for a night hike with local ghost stories (all of which seemed to occur within 100ft of our camp spot)

A photo of a coffee mug which has two dogs shagging and the caption 'day for it'. The background is a van door and open countryside Photo of a lady cooking bacon sandwiches out the back of a yellow van with a country road and hill behind her Photo taken through a gap in a stone wall of a mountainPhoto of a hilltop taken over a stone wall