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Fighting Age Male. Cycling Bore. Chester FC Supremacist. Seals Live Commentator. North Staffordshire Debonaire. Friend To All Dogs.
Oh I see we’re at the Football Clubs have been smoking drugs stage of pre-season.
All the talk about how good France have been has been a load of old bollocks, they’re classic flat track bullys. Spain have controlled every aspect of the of every match they’ve played. Thats why they have conceded just one goal.
ITVs outtro there playing Cemetery Gates by Pantera is another goal against the BBC production for the tournament.
I’ve been wrestling with this thought for a couple of years now. But Rishi Sunak was right, Sandwiches are your favourite food, they’re actually the best food you can have. Everything goes with them. Sorry for mocking you Rishi.
Whatever happened to the match ball being delivered in the back of an RC Car?.
I hate to be that guy. But football matches have for quite a few years been halted midway through each half for a break if the temperature has been 25 Celsius or higher. We just didn’t have a codified name for this break and now we do with Hydration Break.
Correct. I don’t care how she died, I care that she is dead. One horrible fucking bitch her.
Huw Edwards has a Substack, a free Substack. Most replies are “You’re a bad nonce m8”. Some of the replies are “Yeah bad luck on being a crazy nonce who masterbated over photos of kidsI know it’s the worst kind of nonce, but I hope you’re ok Huw xoxox”. It’s the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.
Incredible hissy-fit from Farage. There is a Streisand effect to all of this, where now he will come under even more scrutiny from the press and media than ever before because he chose to hold a press conference about allegations against him.
Funny this happens on the day that Farage is you going to perform the biggest whining school age bitch fit where he attacks the media about his personal life being invaded by the ‘Establishment’.
POLITICO Europe@politico.eu · 4w ago🚨 BREAKING: France’s Marine Le Pen has been sentenced to three years in prison, two of them suspended. The remaining year will be served under house arrest. Her electoral ban has been altered, making her technically eligible to run for president. Live: www.politico.eu/article/live...
The problem with the Fancy-Dan Continentals is that they just don’t know how to get it into the mixer during injury time.
Hes going to ask FIFA if Dianna Ross can re-take her penalty.
BBC Sport {bot}@bbcsportbot.bsky.social · last mo.Donald Trump has defended his intervention after Fifa suspended Folarin Balogun's one-match ban, making the USA striker available for their World Cup last-16 tie against Belgium.
All that chat about altitude when the highest place on earth right now is an English Pub.
If you’ve ever been to Alfreton away when they were managed by Billy Heath you will know this Paraguay team.
Must be such a buzz to be there in the ground when your favourite sociopath and sex offender scores a penalty and you shout “Siiiiuuu”.
Keir Starmers last act as Prime Minister to be a proper boring fart.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last mo.Starmer vetoes Tuchel’s day-off-school proposal after 1am match against Mexico
By the way. Gibbs-White, Foden, Trent, Maguire and whoever else you can think of that isn’t in this squad does not make this England team anymore capable of beating DR Congo.
Is the Labour Party running the CDU comms now?
Krsto Lazarević@krstorevic.bsky.social · last mo.Wir sollten uns darauf einigen, dass es an diesem Post von Jens Spahn lag.
Germany have been crap since they won the World Cup in 2014. This isn’t new.
All he has to do is tell The Lads that they can have a can for there dinner on the job and its another Labour Landslide.
Ian Dunt@iandunt.bsky.social · last mo.That Burnham speech was fucking brilliant.
Good to see English Test Cricket is having yet another absolutely normal one. Stringing them together now.
Good to get temperatures down to the low 20s this week because I am sick of people chapping my arse about heat expansion/expansion joints in heat. Its routine maintenance to check and service things against their environment, do your jobs.
Ben Stokes is not one of Englands greatest captains ever. This is just bullshit. Hes won less than half of his Tests as Captain. Hes lost 5 of the last 7, failed to beat a weakened India at home last summer and presided over a shambles of an Ashes series. Hes will go down as a very ‘Meh’ captain.
Poor this. In the same bucket as “The keeper should do better there”. Saved everything. Started an attack which lead to a goal. Baited Panamas press to create the space in the middle of the pitch to drop a pass into Anderson. Panama doubled up that press to force a mistake which he never made.
Philippe Auclair@philippeauclair.bsky.social · last mo.I doubt much will be made of it, but Pickford had a very poor game in the England goal tonight; slow off his line on a couple of occasions, which could have been costly, and the less said about his distribution, the better. It didn't matter tonight. It might against a stronger opponent.
If Andy Burnham came forward this summer and said “Yeah, actually, the lads should be able to have a can at work in this heat” Labour would be +5 in the polls instantly.