[Me inside your pokeball]: *tap* tap* "Master can I please come out? It's cramped in here."

Wondering how long I can keep depicting the same dude in a baseball cap turning into pear shaped monsters before people realize this is the quarantined self-insert tf alt.

When you get turned into a Goodra and now your friend won't stop feeling up your big squishy tail (you can't tell them to stop).

Supportive friend who stays by your side after you turn into a beast, but they keep doing weird things like oogle and prod at your new big tail.

We've been having a lot of Goodra weather lately.

Urge to turn into a dumb monster minion that says things like "You got it boss!" whenever the overlord tells me to seize someone or pull the lever.

The hat staying on post tf is Bethesda environmental storytelling.

Why rent a car when you're so good at being a Chocobo?

You are now a Kangaskhan mama.

"You'd look cute as a Charizard."