Bringing a 30 pack of Miller Lite to this

City of Lakewood, Ohio@lakewoodoh.gov · 3h ago

The last Friday Night Flick takes place this Friday, August 7! Join us as we turn Madison Park into a 🎶 Zoo-oo-oo🎵 with a showing of Zootopia 2. The show begins at dusk; bring your chairs, blankets, and snacks and enjoy the evening! lakewoodoh.gov/friday-night-flicks

WELL. IT’S WOIMSDAY EVERYONE

Happy Jeep Fan Fest to all who celebrate (I do not)

A weird thing about getting older is realizing Tom Petty is a way better songwriter than Elvis Costello

Not sure we needed the TRADED graphic for this one.

Laughing like children? Living like lovers? In this economy???

Finally getting to the "The dang remote buttons are way too small" age

Can't not share this pic of my pals' new kitten

I lived in Ohio Amish country for a couple years right after college and hated it, laughing at myself now for daydreams of moving back to it to escape the hustle and bustle of big city Cleveland

Wait, he killed the Tsar AND his ministers? Anastasia screamed in vain? Unfollowing now!!

If your "stupid easy recipe for lazy depressed people" includes chopping anything, you have underestimated how lazy and depressed I am. Even boiling water is pushing it

Anytime Jeffrey Combs shows up in Star Trek I stand up and applaud

Still absolutely bizarre that the Butthole Surfers had a hit

assbutt@nasboat.org · 2d ago

the Billboard Modern Rock chart from 30 years ago today — August 3, 1996.

Face reveal at 500 followers, butt reveal at 666

What's the first thing you ever shoplifted? I'm pretty sure mine was the Broken EP by Nine Inch Nails

Wired headphones> wireless headphones is absolutely a hill I will die on

I regret to inform you that I have become cumbersome to this world

Philip K.'s Dick

Saw the headquarters of Jam Handy yesterday in Detroit. No springs! #mst3k

Trying to think of the first thing I looked up on the internet. Probably Morrissey lyrics?

Potato is the name of the mascot character for Korea’s Gamzabatt Cafe, known for its potato bread and lattes. There’s a branch in Yokohama, Japan, now.

@benjaminahr.mobi Is this a Klingon thing? Is Moby Dick canonical Trek??

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4d ago

It is customary to have two harpoons reposing in the crotch

FOOTBALL STARTS THIS MONTH

What's your emotional support episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000? Mine as of late has been Atlantic Rim

My personal adult version of Book-It is to go on a weeklong bender every time I finish a book

I'm afraid I'm turning into one of those people who starts watching nothing but horror movies on August 1st

Apparently the pharmacist does not enjoy when you reply “fuck me up fam“ to them when they dispense all your antidepressants

Costco emailed to let me know the burritos I bought might accidentally have some breakfast burritos mixed in. I'm not taking them back for a full refund, I think that's a nice surprise!

Sisyphus was the original rock star

Nice to see Great White Sex Battle getting some attention. I saw them at the Mahall's basement in 2019