He's cracking his neck. Then taking a bite out of a mushroom.
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" Whatβ? That it'll skewer 'yaβ?! " The king let out a laugh, stomping closer and closer to him. A wide, overconfident grin on his face. And once Bowser got close enough? He'd pull back an arm, and swing a heavy punch toward his opponent. [ #πππππ π #πππππππ #π πππππππππππππ ]
" GAHβ! " Bowswe held his arm for a moment as it was stabbed, watching his opponent crawl onto his shell. " Heh. . . Big mistake, palβ! " He began to withdrawal back into his she'll, spinning once again with him atop it.
The king let out a loud growl at that swipe. Seems that fire wasn't going to do anything. . . Then he'll just have to get physical! " Take this, tinyβ! " The Koopa began to quickly swipe his claws, quite dangerous being up close to him. He was surprisingly fast despite his size! There was
The shell would spin toward the warrior, coming out of it rather quickly afterward. Bowser began to build up his breath, before firing a massive fireball toward him. Even with an immunity to the flames, it would be a heavy hit. " Good. . . Don't make this boring thenβ! " The king would
He would turn, wondering to where he'd gone. Then, feeling a swipe to his front. " πππΌπβ? " Looked like it hurt. But the king was tougher than that. He would quickly turning and swatting away with his tail with a growl. " You're gonna have to try a little harder than a scratchβ! "
A glance over to the swordsman. The Koopa would tower over him, staring downward. A quick look to the sword he had wielded. . . before a laugh came out. " π½ππΌππΌππΌππΌβ! You think you're going to touch me with that toothpick? Please. " Without a second thought, the king would breathe a huge
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Loud thuds would echo, ground shaking with every stomp. Approaching was the Koopa King himself, followed by his own personal troops. Koopas, Goombas, Bullet Bills, the works. Bahβ this was their leader? He was a little spikyβhaired pipsqueak! A laugh as the king crossed his arms. Sizing up
β§ πππππππ@destinyslight.bsky.social Β· 2y ago+ He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies. βALRIGHT #πππππππ, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!β βWEβRE RIGHT HERE!β [ #π πππππππππππππ π #πππππ ]
" GWAHAHAHAβ! Now listen up, #πππππ chumps! You'd better say your prayers. I'm gonna kick your ass, from here to right over thereβ! "
JESUS CHRIST WHATS WRONG WITH THAT OTHER ME
Shut the fuck up my son came up with this plan he needs this.
β β βγͺγ³γ―.@wildflre.bsky.social Β· 2y agoβ β Nah. I'd win. β
( rubs hands maliciously. . . )
Maybe I should trap them all in paintings again.
" Finally, we're getting this show on the roadβ! You chumps better not slow me down, 'cause The Great Bowser's gonna crush #πππππβ! "