I'm just trying to read in bed and Bladezz is lying beside me in the darkness, having the absolute loudest wash a single cat can muster
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Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei still has an absolute banger of a soundtrack
having a bad reaction to a plaster, and good lord it is the itchiest thing that I can't scratch without irritating what the plaster was covering
the risperidone in my system is fighting a war with god against the little voice in the back of my head telling me to start a row with a family member posting islamophobia on facebook
We're live! Time to plumb the depths of our psyche, and literally plumb the depths of this world. Stick your scuba gear on, it's time to DIVE or DIE! www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
Liv Smith🏳️⚧️🇮🇪Voice Acting Muscle Mommy@livsmithvavo.bsky.social · yesterdayWe played the demo, and I absolutely love/hated it in a "This is hitting all my deepest fears but curiosities at the same time" kind of way, so join me tonight at 7pm BST as we begin our playthrough of DIVE or DIE! www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
making random projects to try and use up the last of a ball of yarn and it just n e v e r e n d s
I mean this with peace and love, why does every Katseye photoshoot look like an America's Next Top Model challenge
had a dream I was crocheting a beanie hat and misread the pattern so hard that it fit an inflatable beach ball
Hey kids, wanna see what genuine terror looks like?
remembering the good in the world when Jonesy goes to leave my desk and does a big stretch as he walks, and a stretched out leggy kicked out behind him appears in my peripheral vision
con is done, orders are up to date (unless I get a massive rush oh no that would be terrible stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com 10% off rn), and there are no upcoming gifts that need crafting, that means it's officially time to start christmas stock prep
The first batch of print orders are off to their new homes this afternoon. If you'd like to buy one, now's a good time! There's Knife, Toilet, Orcane, Atmosphere, and Ulfar available, and I ship internationally! ko-fi.com/livsmithvavo... #inanimateinsanity #roguetrader #warhammer #aats
Liv Smith🏳️⚧️🇮🇪Voice Acting Muscle Mommy@livsmithvavo.bsky.social · 6d agoThese are the prints that are available currently!
oh my god I've just had a random memory pop up it's summer 1999, I am 6yo, my granda died, his casket is in my gran's front sitting room before the funeral I try to polish his body with Mr Sheen, then head into the living room with his obituary and say 'I'll read this and you can all have a cry'
making dinner and Jonesy was marching back and forth from the kitchen to the front hallway bc the neighbourhood Calico is loafing on our front door planter, and Jonesy can see his form through the privacy glass
got Liv to sign an Ulfar print for me to put above my desk bc I am forever her biggest fan :3
open a thread titled 'tell me your wildest hear-me-outs' and people are replying with just, men. normal men. what is wild about this?
christmas prep means buying 300 pipe cleaners for Mistletoads and fearing it still won't be enough
Jonesy has formed a deep emotional connection with a hanger I left on the bed from laundry time
For those that couldn't make it to the signing, I now have prints available on Kofi! ko-fi.com/livsmithvavo...
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metal remix of 'I shit myself in the middle of Aldi' called 'I shit myself in the heart of the mosh pit'
thinking about stream the other night when I told Liv with scorn that if we ever get a grey cat we're not calling it Knife, just for her to point out I named one of our cats Bladezz
You Got Me There!
Alt: A clip from the show Catfish of a man pointing and saying 'you got me there!'
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