i love you salem tourists with your stupid fucking hats and your ai sweatshirts. you are awful and generally just make life worse.
lost fantasy football this year gotta go stand on the street corner with a megaphone and preach about jesus for 5 hours
told my friend i was getting tested for ocd and he goes “are they gonna test you for everything else”
christians are so funny they’re like happiness is gay you have to suffer or you’re going to hell
sometimes i’m like why are all these old people staring at me then i remember i have 7 piercings in my face
i kinda need to do that horse therapy where i lie down and a horse rests its head on me. to heal me.
my interest in haikyuu had kind of faded but i can feel the miya twins slowly crawling back into my skull
i need a different, new sister that doesn’t use the r slur and isn’t getting sued
