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I can’t tell if Lee Ryder is more batshit than Luke Edwards.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterday

“He was a horrid cunt and everyone should be glad he’s dead”.

Rod Liddle obituary

I see the chances of my getting two adults and one child for the community shield are actually less than Arsenal signing Vini Jnr.

___Kraig___@kraig.bsky.social · 3d ago

The wife has introduced him to old school episodes of Robot Wars, so all I'm currently hearing is what Killalot and Sgt Bash (using two of his cuddly toys) are doing to fictional contestants. How long till the kids go back to school?

I’m not saying I’ve broken my child with all the relentless cooking stuff I watch, but he’s playing ‘Plate Up’ with the wife and is shouting “service” every time something needs taking out…

In other news, Nexus is having another completely normal one with flight tracker...

POLITICO Europe@politico.eu · yesterday

I mean, the guy was the MAYOR of Manchester for almost a decade and has built his vision for the country around the improvements he made to that area, so this is hardly surprising. Didn't realise Politico was turning into a gutter press, clickbait trap.

Since becoming Britain’s PM, former Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham has leapt at any chance to promote his old stomping ground. Here are six times he awkwardly shoe-horned the city into his premiership 👇

___Kraig___@kraig.bsky.social · 2d ago

I see all the Vinicius Jnr stuff is now based around him wanting to renew & Madrid wanting to renew. I do not see a world where the outcome isn't a shiny new deal at Madrid. So, again, who else can you realistically go for at LW? I hear Mudryk is available again? Arteta loves a Chelsea reject...

Feel like I'm in the minority here, but I like the third kit. Anything that makes me reminisce about Bobby Pires lobbing that Danish racist at Villa Park is always welcome.

___Kraig___@kraig.bsky.social · 3d ago

We’ve gone from “service” to “hands”. And something about soy sauce.

___Kraig___@kraig.bsky.social · 3d ago

___Kraig___@kraig.bsky.social · 4d ago

So who will we actually sign after Vini Jnr renews at Madrid? Clearly looking at that position and willing to spend.

___Kraig___@kraig.bsky.social · 5d ago

Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go!

ALT: Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go!

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now.arsenal@nowarsenal.bsky.social · 5d ago

🚨BREAKING: Arsenal have agreed personal terms with Vinicius Junior. Arsenal are ready with a monstrous offer for Real Madrid. [@HandofArsenal]

___Kraig___@kraig.bsky.social · 5d ago

Even as a massive fan of Bruno G and have been for years now, €90 million is rather a lot of money for a 29 year old.

Luke Edwards might be having the most bald breakdown this world has ever experienced today.

Maybe Eddie Howe just got bored of hearing plebs shouting "rEd cArTeL".

No way are Newcastle letting Bruno G go now Eddie is getting Khashoggi’d.

Sleaford Gooner@sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 6d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

The Usual Suspects Police Lineup

ALT: The Usual Suspects Police Lineup

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

POLITICO Europe@politico.eu · 6d ago

Why is continuity on something his government agrees with “awkward”. Why does the gutter press have to turn EVERYTHING into a snipe from the bushes? Political discourse, driven by the usual bad actors within politics itself, shouldn’t be echoed by the media. Reporting is fucking dead.

British PM Andy Burnham is unveiling £8.4 billion for the next phase of the Dreadnought nuclear submarine program this morning — his first major funding announcement. Awkwardly, the allocation was agreed under Keir Starmer. More in London Playbook 👇

Kroupi definitely not moving in this window then.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · last wk.

How do City even begin to justify the insane levels of spending when they can't even fill out their sterile stadium on a weekly basis?! The whole thing is just corrupt. Makes the fact that we won the league last season against this level of doping all the more impressive.

🚨🇲🇦 Manchester City remain in direct club to club talks with Lille for Ayyoub Bouaddi deal. Negotiations ongoing with player and club sides as #MCFC remain the most interested club in Bouaddi. Decision to make: Ayyoub to join now or in June 2027. 🩵🔛

Theo@theopriestley.net · last wk.

Not sure what's worse, the generic AI bit in the middle or that they just scribbled all over it.

Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.

Imagine going through all of this sort of silly shit rather than just taking guns out of the hands of the public.

Schools in at least three states will be equipped with drones this year that can zoom through halls, smash windows and pepper-spray active shooters if teachers report a threat. https://wapo.st/4gVNMXn