i have encountered my first julie bot, i thought she didn’t live here anymore…
kris!
@krisposting.bsky.social
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oof ow ouch owie the big sad is system wide oww ough auhh ouchie
I am both excited to the point where my teeth feel weird and dreading the "welp that was the last of it" feelings which loom on the horizon...
shoutout to the stupid name we picked for our FA account. it’s been like 7 years and not a single person who was in on that joke knows about its existence, lol. we stay winning
can somebody come hit our emergency fuel cutoff switch really quickly please and thank you
i’ll build my own nostalgiabait central! with overhead wires and a beach scene!
we have one braincell and we're all fighting for 4th place for it
have you everrrrrr dissociatedddddd a little too hardddddd and now you have to remember where you areeeeee
play touys with me (read off the switch list and give me car counts)
i can tell some of you are just here because i’m multi… does that make me cool or something?
i know who i am tonight!!! neither duke nor kris!!! i'm other guy!!! the third one!!! crazy eights!!! i am thinking about what i look like!!! we are making PROGRESS
oops guess who posted something they drew in a server that doesn’t know we’re Like This™️ uh oh
i figured out why he disconnected…. i want more body parts too, different amounts of them all of course but i wish we could have *anything*. i’m also content with our body but i want something new. maybe someday i’ll have enough hands to hold four models at once instead of two, lol
At some point I need to make a week long pilgrimage to California so I can buy a bunch of SP stuff and fuck around with hot men (in no particular order)
we’re definitely not in the right headspace to be looking at ebay… but we just found something we’ve wanted for a decade… so we stand at an impasse…
tanukis are supposed to have big bellies and fat balls, right? all i need is the extra body parts
breaking stuff down into an itemized list is great, unless you’re like me and follow that list as directly as possible… guess who went to the same drawer on three separate occasions to grab one thing each time 🙃🙃
where's the fourth headmate that lives our actual life where everything is cool and good and not *gestures vaguely*
i bet multi armed cuddles feel really good and i wish i could give them out… with your head nestled in the spot between my necks… and my tails wrapped around you… why can’t we have more body parts?
this body is lame, can we go to the extra body parts store and get some stuff to make it cooler?
this body is lame, can we go to the extra body parts store and get some stuff to make it cooler?
our body is a machine that turns sitting dormant for 2 days into "take a break, we've been on this shift too long"