Sorry to see Jordan Davis go, but I'm not sorry to see the picks coming back in return.

This team is deeply, deeply stupid

I would still argue Trotter and, to a lesser extent, Lemon. But yeah

Nick Piccone@piccone.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s wild how there’s no bright spot on this Eagles team anywhere

Eagles need at least 3 new starters on the OL. Possibly 4, and maybe even 5.

Oh cool they still havent figured out WR screens dont work

This team is less fun to watch than the Phillies, and that's really saying something

Dejean got roasted. Again. He sucks. That big play in the Super Bowl feels like a loooooong time ago

Perhaps Vic could stop mourning last Tuesday's election results long enough to remind his players it's legal to shed blocks and tackle

Jimmy Kempski@jimmykempski.bsky.social · 2d ago

Oof, that is awful block destruction by Mukuba on that first down scramble by McCarthy.

Well, Sirianni wont be able to ass-kiss his way around a 2-15 record, so that's something at least

Imagine having Jameis Winston -- possibly one of the dumbest people on the planet -- clown your defense like this

Hey that's it guys great tackling

Eagles Offensive Line Block One (1) Blitz Correctly Challenge Level: Impossible

Or, better idea: Practice blitz pickups during the week. Every time this team gets blitzed it's like the first time they've ever seen one

Les Bowen, still@lesbowen.bsky.social · 2d ago

Raise your hand out there if you could see that coming, the unblocked rusher if not the fumble. Timeout to make sure you have the protection set? Nahhhhh. Not this team, not this coach.

I think we can officially say the honeymoon period is over for the new OL coach who's name I don't even care to Google.

Hey maybe somebody should have blocked that guy

The Eagles admittedly are ass, but let's not pretend the Giants are real contenders either

A stop? In THIS economy?

It feels like Markell Bell is responsible for Every. Single. Pressure.

1. That's no fumble 2. The Eagles nearly didn't recover it because they were celebrating a big hit

Kelee Ringo is useless

Hey that's the way to be detailed

Vote Blue gave me precisely one (1) day after the election before the donation texts began again. Just got another one this morning. Dems, I like you and all but let's just say the purse strings are now closed until I see how much of a fight you're actually going to put up.

As a kid in the 70s, I loved the Steelers and the Eagles almost equally. Until, one year, Steelers linebacker LC Greenwood made an appearance at my local mall. I waited in line for an hour for an autograph, only for him to bail just as I got to the table. Fuck you, LC. Go Birds.

Louie Stowell@louiestowell.bsky.social · 5d ago

Now I want to know your childhood villain origin story. What radicalised you as a child? What filled you with a rage that lasted a lifetime?

My first-ever show. Thirty years ago. It feels like maybe 10 years at most. www.youtube.com/watch?v=toeX...

Phish 08/14/1996 Hershey Park Set 1

YouTube video by MrMarmar420

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Man fuck these refs

Punk-ass Pistons

Are you still amazed that LeBron is on this team?

Looks good on you, though!

Man Rolling His Eyes

ALT: Man Rolling His Eyes

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j a k e@jakeismaking.bsky.social · 7d ago

I'm screaming

Who knew the dude from Anthrax would kill it on the national anthem, but here we are

Heads need to roll. Fuck it. If the games can't be entertaining, at least give us some drama during the week