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k_the_okayest
@ktheokayest.bsky.social
Bisexual Space Socialist. Tucson resident with Multiple Autoimmune Syndrome (MAS). Sci-fi Writer of unlikable, yet relatable characters. "It's about sending a message."
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"The most shameful thing of all was thinking that you could be anything more than nothing." - the Void (aka, Bob)
Rando: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! IT'S HUM- Me:
Mila Kunis Shouts 'Shut The F*ck Up'
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Happy Dance
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Drop some SPIDERS 🕷️ (The dumbest fucking spider ever, literally kept us from getting a Kevin Smith Superman film in the late 90s.)🕸️
Giant Robotic Spider in Wild Wild West Sunset
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Yes, and I have a date with Riley Reid tomorrow night. I'm taking her out for ice cream and miniature golf, as one does. (Oh god do I wish this were true!)
SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Post a GIF of your favourite female character 🖤 You just knew I was gonna pick Scully.
Dana Scully The X Files
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Can't give up something you didn't start, so yeah. Stop trying to make Ai happen. It's not gonna happen.
Uh Yeah
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I have one answer.
NBC has him as the projected winner! Get some, Abdul!!!
DDHQ Race Update (est. 88% in): Michigan US Senate Democratic Primary Abdul El-Sayed (D): 667,902 (48.9%) Haley Stevens (D): 642,612 (47.1%) Mallory McMorrow (D): 54,974 (4.0%) Follow more results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/283906
Oh FFS, just call it already!You're stressing me the Fuck out!
DDHQ Race Update (est. 86% in): Michigan US Senate Democratic Primary Abdul El-Sayed (D): 653,438 (48.9%) Haley Stevens (D): 628,460 (47.1%) Mallory McMorrow (D): 53,725 (4.0%) Follow more results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/283906
Downplay a book or movie: The Day the Earth Meandered Around a Bit
Downplay a book or movie: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Nosy Neighbor
Downplay a book or movie: Plasticine Park
Downplay a book or movie: To Annoy a Mockingbird
BREAKING: ANNAPOLIS, Md. (AP) — Maryland lawmakers approve ballot measure for voters to clear way for new congressional maps that would boost Democrats.
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Virtual Insanity Slow Template Dance
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To counter the pervert glasses I'm investing in glitter filled body lotion and high viz tape. And then also breaking your fucking jaw.
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Massive Explosion at Sea
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Sorry I look a little rough and out of shape today. It's been a rough couple of decades.