Kurz ➡️ BFC
@kurzad.bsky.social
35 He/Him Badass Badger. AD account for ABDL tomfoolery. Lover of food, whiskey, poker, and disc golf. Natty Lifter
Gawddamn, I've got a thicc neck. I bet I could tank a bullet better than that pussy, Charlie Kirk.
Running into a coworker at the music festival, when he looks you in the eyes, looks down at the paci clipped to your shirt, then back up: "That's a really big pacifier you've got there." "DRUGS. IT'S UH... DRUGS, FOR DRUGS."
My work lead is insisting that the big spicy red/pink ball in the sky is not the sun, and is actually the moon. She seems to also be unaware that our state is on fire.
Babyfur population is going to explode when these covid-era kids grow up and realize they were robbed of their childhood.
Lights down low, vibey music bumping, cloudy weather with wind and rain, a bottle of wine and cooking some of my favorite comfort food. Life has it's perfect moments.
This is what happens when I am left alone inside a hardware store for more than 15 minutes 😈🍦 @absconderbun.bsky.social @meringuepuppy.bsky.social
I had pancakes and jagerbombs for dinner and now my tummy hurts :(
I've had to sit down to pee for the last two weeks or so, and honestly, I kinda fuck with it.
My dick is nearly healed and I want to take it on a test drive
"We need to remove these people from our spaces" they say from their fourth sock puppet account, fearing their own removal from said spaces.
The furry community is now a subset of the babyfur community. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm very, very ready for the "discomfort" part of the whole post-surgery thing to be over.
So fucking angry that healing takes so long I'm basically in a forced chastity sort of situation, but I want to take this thing out for a test drive so bad
We've got a situation I mixed up my bags of cayenne and paprika when making a rib rub. Took a nibble off a rib and lit my ass on fire. Dinner is gonna be exciting
🎉 Pre-Orders Are Now Live! 🎉 The first production run of Uppiez has officially arrived, and pre-orders are now open! 📦 Estimated shipping begins July 27 Available now: 🩵 S/M (Smedium) 🩵 Large XL is coming soon! This initial release is limited to just 400 bags per size 1/2
Ready to try some Uppiez yourself? 4 Lucky Pre-Orders will be receiving a special surprise gift box with loads of little space fun (stuffies, blankets and more!) and an upgraded order 💜💜💜 Photo by @smolprincesspup.bsky.social
Not sure how Lindsey Graham's seat will be filled, but I can tell you how mine will.
