Just had to talk to my HVAC company's toaster to reschedule my preventive maintenance visit. The main thing I learned was that the visit I wanted to reschedule - which I also made by talking to the toaster - had never been scheduled in the first place. Thanks guys
This winter we will be heating our home exclusively with my hatred of gas leaf blowers.
no tax on overtime!
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last mo.“.. The layoffs — occurring just three days before President Donald Trump’s rally on Saturday at a nearby high school — were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area.” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump: Big strong, good-looking guys. There were three of them! Almost like twins. They were all big, strong, and good-looking
turns out grief smells like money and vice president penis www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...
Opinion | Erika Kirk: What I’ve Learned About Grief
It is there, always, but so is the beautiful gift of life.
nytimes.com
third way out there exploring the further reaches of juicelessness
Third Way@thirdway.bsky.social · 2mo agoMore than 10 million Americans take out a used car loan every year, with an average rate of an insane 11.4%. We lower those rates by 4 points with our FHA for Car Loans proposal, saving the typical borrower $6,000 over the life of their loan.
All polls are real. We're going to win Texas and lose Michgan. Mike Lawler is going to hold on but we're going to sweep Hitlersburg. We'll win North Carolina by a million percent and lose Florida by a billion. The blood-dimmed tide is loosed and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned.
ashley (spooky) 🕸️@clearlyashley.bsky.social · 3mo agouh. in Trump+21 NY-21??
this charming bee joined us for morning coffee and washed his ass for a few minutes
Downplay a book or movie: The Inconvenient Lightness of Being
Brian Wooley@brianwooley.bsky.social · 3mo agoDownplay a book or movie: “The Meh Santini”
sometimes you get scolded for chasing the swiffer while your dads are trying to swiffer up all this black hair so you have to retreat for a good chew
I am doing some genealogical research and have fallen in love with the handwriting of one specific priest in 1880s Transcarpathia. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER WRITE MIKLÓS AND TRY NOT TO BE IMPRESSED
see, this administration is bringing grocery prices down
jon christian@jonchristian.net · 4mo agowow at this incredible deal
Dating myself here but does anybody else remember the BREITBART HEART ATTACK GUN
oh so now a man can't even teleport to a waffle house without getting canceled. that's illegal now.
Andy Kaczynski@kfile.bsky.social · 4mo agoNEWS: Gregg Phillips, the third-ranking FEMA official in charge of disaster response - who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House - has been ousted from the agency. www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...
It was a mistake to build a reflecting pool with agency
They say it takes about 3 weeks for a newly adopted dog to start to settle in. We're on week 4.
Congratulations, Johnston County, NC (Trump: 60.06%; Harris: 38.59%)! www.wral.com/news/local/w...
Window company pauses JoCo expansion, cancels incentives deal due to geopolitical factors
Crystal Window & Door Systems is pausing plans to build an $83.7 million factory and create 500 jobs in Selma. Executives say it’s ‘a prudent and responsible approach given current market conditions.’
wral.com
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
Arturo R. Garcia@aboynamedart.bsky.social · 5mo agoRepost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
I like watching UK election returns to try and spot the fake constituencies/local councils that the media makes up as a joke. North Cholmondefract and Cuntpool, Stoke-on-Trent, etc. Love that humour.
Say what you will about Rudy Giuliani. That’s it, that’s the skeet.
