Kyash 🐺💙
@kyashkt.bsky.social
wolf | graymuzz | M | DC area your neighborhood stinker 🐾💦 often unconscious 💫🥊 sometimes 18+ 🔞🔥
general anesthesia is always so insane. I didn't remember getting drowsy even. it was just one moment looking around and the next waking up. my brain still feels like it's half cotton balls rn.
if I started talking like a minion during sex, would you still be able to goo my guts?
spending the rest of the day resting and trying to ignore the dull pain around my wound. now watching the Italian Brainrot cartoon...on Prime ?!?
a wall full of choking hazards for me basically anything small, translucent, and colorful...it's going straight into my mouth...
cw: medical stuff I have surgery scheduled for Wednesday to hopefully correct the surgical wound from the major procedure on my butt in Dec 2024 and reconfigure it into a state that will finally heal completely. this has been a major quality of life issue for me this past year...
when the werewolf sneaks up and takes you from behind, that's a hump scare
ive been such a gassy little kitten need a fursuiter to squeeze the farts out of me
wanna find some buddies to go explore the outdoors around the area 👀🍂🐺
If at least 50 of you don't re-post this painting of Nicholas Cage sunning his wiener-knot in the next 24 hours,, AN ANGEL WILL DIE. I'm serious.
awrrrfffff grrrrruuffff 🐺 I wanna wolf mate to come lick parasites out of my fur 💙 awrooooo
I feel like AI companies should invest a tiny fraction of their trillion dollars to hire PR people so that every utterance and ad from them doesn't sound like it is lab-grown by losers and for losers.
Are you a stoic patriot or are you a sissy faggot who arches his back as he fires off nasty, dense pellets of feces into the piss-filled toilet after a single slice of pizza?
modern ordnance is so utilitarian, brutalist, and completely bereft of whimsy bring back some of those big round orb bombs from the cartoons with a fuse line that goes pssssssssst
predator feeding their prey bf so he feels helpless and unable to run
Smelling your own hard work >////>;; www.furaffinity.net/view/65854049/ Art by EveloEve on Twitter/X
Smelling your own hard work >////>;; www.furaffinity.net/view/65854049/ Art by EveloEve on Twitter/X
*buuuurp* oh hey son, so...uh...ive been seeing you and your buddies chatting about this six seven thing lately...heh, how do I look? pretty cool, eehh?
me and the boys trying to start a mutiny on the Carnival Cruise, but they catch us and we get dipped into the world's largest septic tank
*buuuurp* oh hey son, so...uh...ive been seeing you and your buddies chatting about this six seven thing lately...heh, how do I look? pretty cool, eehh?
if you really think about it, shutting down your desktop is kinda "boots the house down" my Google interviewer: ....