kyleayers.bsky.social
@kyleayers.bsky.social
Comedian from Conan, JFL, EdFringe, more. Lives in chronic head pain and jokes about it. Host of Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers pod. Bad at online.
Kyle Ayers is Murp, a Goliath Barbarian Bard 💪 @kyleayers.bsky.social is a very talented comedian, writer, actor, and producer. His stand up special, ‘Hard to Say’ was nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! Kyle is also our engineer, producer, and editor on Darkest Whimsy!
Can I make a letterboxd even if I’ve never seen a single movie?
My family and I voted for the Blue M&M back in 1995 and he spent less time in office than most everyone in Congress.
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
I forgot the name of that Nickelodeon doc and just called it "Aaahh! Real Monsters!"
Running this new show in LA TONIGHT at The Elysian Theater where I ask comedians to try out jokes on topics they don't normally joke about. Crazy good lineup. Would love to see folks there! elysiantheater.com/shows/kyleay...
Between the US winning their first two games and some random MLS player scoring a hat trick for Argentina it’s been quite a start for US soccer all around.
The turtleneck kept the stink in 👨💻 @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #stevejobs #apple #iphone
They just started putting tons of random stuff on the back of quarters and they didn't tell us.
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Oh no these data centers are going to ruin all of the updawg
I feel like the Citizens United ruling is somehow tied to Oops All Berries
They are emphasizing the "white guy who says the n-word" portion of Twain's career when giving out the award this year.
The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com · 4mo agoThe Kennedy Center will present the 27th Mark Twain Prize for American Humor to Bill Maher.
Everyone’s mad at Chappell Roan but I've never met an 11 year old who didn’t need to get knocked down a peg.
Animated Short Film titles are always so whimsical compared to the movie’s themes. It’ll be like “Jimmy’s Bouncy Ball,” then that is a stop motion movie about dementia. #Oscars
Every Super Bowl ad is “hey here’s quick shots of stuff you like anyways let this computer think for you”
If I was a quarterback my presnap cadence would be me trying to get the defensive players with updawg.
It’s crazy living in Los Angeles you’ll randomly see your freaking neighbor in a Super Bowl commercial
Why don't all of these right-wingers complaining about "Olympic skiers using their platforms to speak out" simply also get good enough at something to have a platform?
Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett all sound like people who flip houses by installing a giant wagon wheel on the wall as art.
Love getting my Spotify wrapped at the end of the year! Always a nice time to reflect on what they put in my ears. Where'd all the time go? Wow! 16 thousand minutes definitely well-spent. Here's to 2025!
To get the Epstein Files, simply speak to the old man in Viridian City. Let him show you how to catch them. After watching his demonstration, fly to Cinnabar Island. Walk immediately to the east coast of the island, and Surf up and down that edge, and eventually you will encounter the Epstein Files.
Voted YES on 50 in LA and now George Soros is flying me private to NY to vote for Mamdani what a fun Tuesday
Dodgers are so wiped they’re making their best hitter pitch tomorrow.
