Kyle Hughes

@kylehugh.es

kylehugh.es ya-ha-ha! you found me! polite software developer that is always committed to the bit

On the indie discourse… I never wanted to work at Apple—I know, who am I to think I could, etc—because I always dreamed of slowly building up to full-time indie dev. I obviously never committed to it, and now I have to live with the regret that I took neither road in a yellow wood. So it goes.

Screenshot of the first of many screen of apps in App Store Connect.

It is popular to make fun of Musk's AI-that-writes-machine-code thing but I don't see why it obviously is false. What is the limiting principle? Why can't you define a reward function around correctness and performance? Why can't synthetic training data be generated at arbitrary scale?

I am going to become a fitness influencer and my whole bit is just that you need to do everything in your power to be able to touch your toes. If you can touch your toes you're healthy enough. If you can't you should strive to be able to.

There is a huge 4-by-8-foot-sign in someone's yard near my parents' house that reads, on both sides: I AM SO GRATEFUL I AM NOT A BRAINWASHED ANTI-AMERICAN LIBERAL PIECE OF SHIT

We don't need to be upset about everything. Words are abstractions for communicating ideas. It seems like many people intuitively know what "forward-deployed" means, so it's a good fit. I didn't even know it was a military thing and I have used it. It's a good fit.

Anil Dash@anildash.com · 2d ago

There are so many bad trends in tech, but maybe one of the worst is people who write (or used to write, pre-LLMs) code describing themselves "forward-deployed" when they mean that they work at a client site, based on wanting to emulate military jargon so it sounds like they're going to kill people.

What is the German word for having watched a bunch of middle-aged men suddenly profess interest in Sophie Cunningham, supposedly because she pointed, while knowing that she is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and an extremely mid white WNBA player? Eugh.

I went with my parents to a pizza place. When we were done I went to the bathroom. I came out, flagged down the kid behind the counter, whispered to him, and showed him to the bathroom. Then I ushered my family out of the restaurant without bussing our table. They thought I clogged the toilet.

Photo of handgun I found on top of the toilet in the bathroom.

Intelligence is now a liquid and my job is to design human-problem-shaped containers and the plumbing that connects them. (Still workshopping this.)

I have not opened Xcode in at least one year and I have done more and better Apple platform development than ever before in that time. I don't know what I should take from that observation. One day you'll pick up your child for the last time ever and there's no way to know when it will happen.

When I deboard a plane every movement is calculated. I act with complete serenity in contrast to the chaos around me. Every breath intentional. I stand not a second too soon. I dance with grace.

Blueberry bushes came with our house, and that first summer they were the best blueberries we've ever eaten by far. This year we decided to experiment: we pruned (probably too much) and laid down cedar mulch and some very acidic fertilizer. The results are like out of a video game…

Four gigantic blueberries in my gigantic hand.A bowl full of gigantic, delicious blueberries. Comically big.

Remember in the early-to-mid 2010s when Amazon was slashing the price of S3 and whatever else by, like, 30% seemingly every month?

Still Waiting for Review in the expedited review queue 24 hours after the errant rejection. Everyone seems to be talking about being stuck in App Review. The developer forums are full of people saying that they've been stuck Waiting for Review for many days. Smells like something is going on.

The problem with social media is the same as with betting apps: they privatize a socially conspicuous vice. Going to a sportsbook and being in that crowd naturally restrains a lot of people's gambling. On social media, you ingest opinions from lunatics you would never want to be around.

Rajon Rondo's son's name is Pierre Rondo, which is both fantastic and deeply problematic because he's a hooper and "Rondo" is already a mononym.

We should expect the frontier AI labs to continue to demonstrate, and escalate their demonstrations of, how dangerous frontier AI can be. It is necessary for their survival.

Having an app update in Waiting for Review for over 24 hours always feels personal. My customers could have cloned my app with Claude and fixed the bugs on their own by now.

The Washington Lottery has a "Department of Imagination" ad campaign where they show senior citizens buying lottery tickets that eventually fund the windfall for a middle-aged guy and now he can afford to go fishing. Terribly bleak.

Seattle's police chief lives in Chicago, and, until yesterday's mass shooting, was not going to be back in the city until mid-August. All Cops Need to RTO.

I have been shipping code I haven't read, and was likely worse than what I could have written by hand, for a decade. It was called "leading a team of more junior engineers," and "delegating," and "meeting people where they are," and "instilling confidence that they can do challenging things."

I don't know what I did but my Opus 5 has terrible anxiety and is not very good. It consistently gives up too soon and wants to be honest about why. GPT 5.6 Sol would kill for me and never ask questions.