I know a fake wall when i see one

Why is bro looking AI generated

Fucking hell don’t do this to me

I thought Nettspend was a student loan repayment company

Me: casually walking around campus. My peripheral vision: “holy shit, St. Bernard.” Reality: turkey.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are violently expelled from a cosmic butthole.

AI could never design a website this beautiful

Remember when we used to go to the bathroom without a phone?

LOL.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w ago

From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: Is it time we started talking about Rodri as one of the greatest footballers of all time? The Spanish midfielder won the Golden Ball as the World Cup's best player. But can a defensive midfielder ever be considered a GOAT?

The one bro that did nothing on a group test but still gets credit

One of my favorite parts of Odyssey is its focus on hospitality. The idea that civilization is built on mutual respect between strangers makes Odysseus’ revenge feel earned. But the film also holds him accountable his Trojan Horse helped spark the collapse he survives. Powerful ending.

post-World Cup blues have me like

While I was paying $60 for gas in my tiny 2 door car I got an unknown $247 tariff bill from FedEx. I’m fine. This is fine.

Spent the last few weeks getting my mtb back in operation. Felt good to go ride again for the first time in a couple years.

For the Product Designers that are always trying to stay up-to-date with the new software design programs being launched… • What are your thoughts on Paper vs. Pencil? • Which one do you think is better to use? • Should I just stick with one program?

I’ve tried this with Costco hotdogs and it didn’t work

Back in Dallas. Whataburger or In-N-Out? I could eat a whole ass horse 🐴 🍑

Got to the airport 3 hours early to “beat TSA” made it through in under 3 minutes 😅 So now I’ve been parked at this airport bar for 2 hours just talking to people passing through from everywhere and honestly, it might be my favorite thing in the world.

Apparently this is the age where I’m supposed to get really into WWII history. Instead I picked up mountaineering and started training for Mt. Baker. Not sure who messed up my character progression tree.

engineers’ worst nightmare has come true: they all have to become product managers

Rewatching The Departed and realized it lowkey predicted the future. 2006: “In 20 years we’ll probably be at war with the Chinese over microprocessors.” 2026: The entire world is fighting over chips and processors. That wasn’t paranoia, that was a spoiler.

My latest obsession to spend irresponsible amounts of money is vintage hifi

“Dude just take the 30 years”

I wish I could go back in time and completely wipe the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven from existence so all humanity ever had to reference was Ridleys directors cut

when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days

growing up is realizing the grinch was the victim. he got exiled out of whoville just for being green i would steal their christmas too

I know what I saw

We shouldn't celebrate this day, we should grieve it.

Star Wars Holocron@swholocron.bsky.social · 8mo ago

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI was released on this day 8 years ago

a glass of water in the middle of the night