We are paying to live on a rock that was made for FREE!
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Ambivert. Intentional yapper. Spiritual enigma. Concrete rose. 🥀 Resister. Typo Queen. Voted for her. Impeach him! Don't expect politics 24/7. A blue dot in a red state. A girl w/ no president. DON'T DM ME! ✍️🏾💭📖🎨🥀💊🩺🖖🏾👽🌊💙
And sometimes selfcare can look like going down the rabbit hole scrolling in bed and emptying your mind after adulting all day. 'Night, peeps. ✌🏾
In Bed Scrolling Smiling At Your Phone
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New fear unlocked at my great big age..... Who in the hell are going to be my top 8 friends????🤔 It's time to vote people off the island. If I haven't shared memes with you in 24 hours, you're not top 8 material.
Single peeps. Maybe our soulmate got left behind on our MySpace friends list. It all makes sense now.
Sipping Tea with Shade
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But are they going to give us our original Myspace accounts back? 🤔 I need to see how youthful and cringy I was while wearing "it girl" 2000's 'fits posing for mirror selfies with the flash on. Who were my top 8 friends??? My Boo might be that group. 🤣
Hit Me Up On Myspace
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Y'all ready for Myspace return or nah?👀 Make sure the mirrors are clean this time and the shower curtain is clean in the background. Get your song ready. 🤣
We are so unserious. 😂🤣 Not a damn clarinet! (Listening to him speak is like listening to Charlie Brown's teacher)
What is happening here???? Jesus take the wheel and the mic. I am in tears. This timeline is a joke...🤣😂😂 Can we blast this on repeat at the White House?
Random thoughts over coffee: I wonder if life has been kind to all of my favorite former teachers?🤔 (I think about them often)
Just focusing on the good that's going on around me.
What in the hell is really going on these days?
Pensive Kiely Williams on BET
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What in the entire fuck??? 😯😮 Who uses a taser near a gas pump??? Then you roll him towards the truck where the fire is... Smh. This timeline is so messed up.
Good night to my mixtape -Columbia House CD's ordering peeps out there. Them folks never got their money from us bad ass teens who fell asleep every night listening to what we ordered from them. (We slept like a baby knowing damn well that we owed them folks) 🤣🤣🤣😂
"I need to lay eyes on you type of people" are angels on this ghetto ass Earth. I'm convinced. 🥀
Yup .... I hope August feels like a kiss on the forehead, a plane safe landing moment, Fall assurance and warmth that resets your nervous system. 🥀 'Night.
I'm not surprised at all by the rankings for Tennessee, Texas, and Louisiana.
People get on these apps and say any fucking thing.... If that's not what a person is into, then that's their preference, not them being being homophobic. She mentioned that she'll keep dating them. Ok, cool. That's her preference. Why label people prefer to not get into this type of relationship?
Been seeing this everywhere.... 🤔 The Myspace days was a whole vibe. No app will ever duplicate the Myspace era.
Don't, preferably.... but if at all, text me. I talk to people all day for a living. (Calls are only for my favorite peeps. I can talk to them foreva!) Send text.
Late night question: What is your preferred method of communication…social media, text, phone call or FaceTime/video chat?
Yes and pumpkin spice lattes with a shot of whiskey. I come alive in Fall. That's my spiritual reset season. (The rest of the year can go straight to hell)