SHOCKING: elite decepticon warrior, SKYWARP, as been seen flying around Detroit airspace with their skypeenor out. What could this possibly mean for our economy?
WHEELJACK
@labwrecker.bsky.social
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀the playstation can produce mind-boggling effects ⠀ ( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
buh….. recycling’s good for the …. The environment ……
𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ@hot-rods.bsky.social · last yr.i wi-i-ill burn th-thissss-zz whole pl-lace down
Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]
𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ@hot-rods.bsky.social · last yr.( GRABBING WHEELJACK'S WRIST. )
[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,
Okay I got 2 contenders for faces that are completely original, 100% I made them, ethically sourced. Where’s Roddy
Don’t worry guys. I can Make Rodimus a new face haha one second [ disappearing into his sea of filing cabinets and opening the one that says ‘FACES (LIKE NEW)’ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵉʳᵉ
I’m jacking it, oh! Oh! I’m wheel jacking it! I’m wheeljacki g! Ohh! Oh! Oh! I’m wheeljacking!
temp pin its fuckin grimbo time babyeeeeeeee (written by kyo) #mvrp / #tfrp
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Now Optimus. Remember. Unless you want a tiny cityspeaker running around, make sure you use one of my faaaantastical prime-sized Procreation Seals
(( I <3 writing wheeljack as a maniac. he tore off a starscream’s wing on The Xellsite and everybody was HORRIFIED
[ wheeljack shuffles aside— pulling a lever in his lab in the arc. Section of the flooring opens in a hexagonal pattern, one slab at a time. it’s a staircase. A long, dark staircase. he beckons you down the rabbit hole, as he trudges down. ] … you know, -—
WHEELJACK@labwrecker.bsky.social · 2y agoI hope you don’t think ol’ Jacky has been sitting on his thumbs this entire time… I’ve been hard at work. If, of course, you would like me to SHOW you…
I hope you don’t think ol’ Jacky has been sitting on his thumbs this entire time… I’ve been hard at work. If, of course, you would like me to SHOW you…