Heyo! I don't know how many people already know this, but I'll say it again. This merchant. Me. I'm married. I've been married for a good while now to 42NA. YEAH I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. SOME PEOPLE CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM.

Your friendly merchant is always here! Probably. Allegedly. ...Now he's in the next town over, oops, you missed the sales.

Why is it already Monday? Good morning everyone! 👋

I had to kill not one, but two scorpions last night. 😩 One outside my house. And one INSIDE my house.

My body hort... Made a personal server rack. Is this how being old feels??

Heyo! Evening everyone! Give me all your goods tonight so I can look at them and give you: The Best Deal Ever™️ Not a scam--

Geez, thinking about it now, I think I've only completed... about 7 games on stream? (But a myriad off! 🤪) What about you? How many games have you completed on or off-stream??

There will never be another game like Fantasy Earth Zero for me. 🥲

Morning everyone! Let's all get started having fun today, yeah?

Morning everyone! We all have a place we belong and will fit perfectly. Never forget that! Even if you feel like you still haven't found the place.

Pee is stored in the balls---

While I'm getting ready for the sales, I'm also lost in the Pal mines with everyone else. I'M SORRY! I'll definitely be back more often when the big sales in the city are all done! 🙇🥲

Fraud? Theft? War crimes? I'm just a little merchant man. What can I get ya' and how you been?

Good morning everyone! I'm behind bars again for selling explosives on 4th of July. 🥲

Happy funny explosions day on July 4th everyone! You need booms? I got lots of booms in my cart!

You know, I will refuse being labeled as a bad person for trying to help improve someone else. It's already happened to me before. Helping someone improve =/= you approve of what they did! 🫠

Morning everyone! 👋 What're ya' buyin'?

Wowee! I can do this now in three different places at once! You. Yeah, you. COME HERE.

Morning everyone! It's almost make everything explode day where I am! 🎉🎉 Need you all to keep calm and no panic! Feels great to be able to have my projects work as intended! What about you?

I am being a bit silly.

We do a funny silly test post.

Secondary test!

Pspspspsps I am doing a test post for no reason just to see if this works. :>

I want to remind you all that cats can commit a funny murder by drowning their toys in their drinking bowls.

I MAY BE AN NPC THAT YOU CAN RANDOMLY KILL OFF-- But I will just respawn because that's just how game logic works. I AM IMMORTAL. Now what the hecc you buyin' from me?

Thanks for using my silly little labeler everyone! Creator Labeler is now shut down! 🫡

Sorry for being silent for so long! I promise when my situation is all clear I'll be back stronger than ever outside of Baldur's Gate 3 streams and appearing on collabs! (I like my friends though that are keeping me sane, thx all)

Heyo and morning everyone! Surprise timeline visit from the merchant! 👋

All good things come to an end, but it's not all sadness and sorrow! 🫡 @creatorlabeler.bsky.social may be going, but the amazing talent of other people will get another one on Bluesky!