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@lackscontext.bsky.social

Reading the tea leaves of Internet comments to reveal the truth of the world. Or, alternately, just posting shit. (contains 0%Twitter content)

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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 2h ago

Just bought 10 rotisserie chickens and a ziplock bag full of gas just in case!!

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 4h ago

Quadraspazzed on a life glug is still one of the finest lines of dialogue ever written

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 6h ago

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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 19h ago

Is anyone in the Republican Party heterosexual?

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 20h ago

Imagine driving by someone skeeting out the window

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 22h ago

I don't like the idea of having my 41 year old sex lumped into the same category as my parent's 70+ year old sex.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 24h ago

The hardest part about getting old is remembering how sweet it was to be young

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · yesterday

I knew the comment section would be interesting on this one

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · yesterday

TIL Barney the Dinosaur is a Marvel villain

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 2d ago

Everyone is just a number .and if you leave it's never the same when you go back

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 2d ago

No mobile phones, just people living in the moment.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 2d ago

The barbarian thinking as a barbarian, she didn't even clean her mind

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 2d ago

Man, the first time I heard this, I broke up with my girlfriend and got a tattoo.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you can't beat it, outfreak it.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 3d ago

"THREE MISSES AND WE DROWN HIM"

"THREE MISSES AND WE DROWN HIM" [smiley face emoji]

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 3d ago

I already have difficulty with swallowing, thanks for this video.
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Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm a gay man, and I'm pretty sure conservative Christians think about gay sex more than I do

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 3d ago

It ain't the "ity", it's the "isy" that I have a problem with.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 3d ago

My dad just started singing this song out of nowhere! Funny, he was two when it came out but his mom was Sue!

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 3d ago

My spidey sense tingled the moment I heard how she said "doctorate".

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 4d ago

Remember: Judas backed the blue.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 4d ago

Why he's allow cocaine but we aren't? That's fucked up.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is like if Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs got a sitcom spin-off, and this is his 4th of July episode.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 4d ago

I decided not to watch it to make sure I give her some privacy

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 4d ago

Everyone's talking about the "breasted boobily" walk, but nobody's talking about the perfectly timed hair flip

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 4d ago

We are deep in the psychosis now.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 5d ago

I'm starting to believe

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 5d ago

It's a pretty explicit name, doesn't leave much to the imagination. It's exactly what you think it is.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 5d ago

There are some farts that come out of me that I like the smell of when it comes to farts. I wouldn't make a fragrant candle with it though.

Comments Outta Context @lackscontext.bsky.social · 5d ago

She consistently comes across as scarily dim and dimly scary. Why does she look so pleased with herself after saying something not even approaching interesting