@picassshole.bsky.social what paint scheme could we do with a big bearded bearish fat guy like me? (Love your work.)

A sign of my heading into better days mental health wise: I’m near-daily daydreaming of having my own breast implants, like 800cc or more. It’s a beautiful thing.

6 years ago - DC

Full semi transparent silicone suit night

Experiencing saline inflation was excellent, I’m prepping to do it again, this time from home; and I’m looking forward to having 1 or 2l eventually in my balls. Orders for goods and oversized jocks (fabric and rubber) have been placed!

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I’d like to be sealed for freshness

I often see men with some pronounced manboob- at the spa or the gym- and imagine them with the will to have filled them and proudly sporting real tits

I had to buy a hairdryer. How bout that.

Beard is getting to buy-a-blowdrier size. That’s exciting cause I’m only 7 months in. What will the two year point look like? Beyond that?

Coming soon to a pants near me

Horsemeat packer.

If you’re into: Leading a trussed up naked thick guy with silicone hoof boots, rubber hoof mitts, rubber tail belt; big silicone horse cock prosthetic held on by a leather harness, and leather headgear with ears / blinders / bit and reins around hotel hallways at MAL then please raise your hand

I engaged in mild horseplay and I want more of it

Really want to be trussed up right now

I’ve had fun with these

Last one I promise. This is what I would imagine my ideal form to be.

I’m gonna start a twice daily 20min nipple vacuum pump regime next month. Hoping for one full year. I need those puppy pert and prominent permanently. That and I’ll be at 18 months for the beard at that time.

Perfection

I wish

I got a few new looks that need wearing, presenting, and photographing. Some skimpy leather, some more equine leaning goods, and the still unphotographed clown.

I love being bearded. I love it’s getting big. I want to keep going. Multi year. A 2 year and beyond long beard sounds perfect.

I have a week coming up where I’m home alone and I welcome some kink challenges - leather, rubber, diaper, public outings. Give me some challenges and I will try to comply!

I’m also preoccupied with a back of head tattoo and larger areolas. Would very much like to grow nipples too. Baby carrots.

I’m going to SF for a long weekend in two weeks (to attend a photo contest showing where I won two spots) and I’m gonna go and get leather fitted at Mr S.

I really need to go to the Meatup West in Palm Springs in April.

I suppose I’ve asked for this. I’ve been growing out my beard which just about qualifies for big now, as I’m barreling towards 50, and I’m thrilled by the day to day, week to week changes in how it looks and feels; and equally quickly I’ve noticed that my belly is barreling out a lot recently.