Lysithea
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hmmmm, give me a second to think about it……
Do you guys like /me/ or just my jokes?
// lysithea thinking she’s a romance expert because she has a boyfriend is so funny to me because linhardt did all the work really 😭
That’s—! [ oh. he said something nice. ] I … agree!
Let's keep it that way!
Me and the baddie I pulled by sleeping twelve hours a day, reading every book ever, and fishing.
…. [ She blushes to her ears. Embarrassing….! She folds her arms and turns away. ] … Sure, whatever!
What? I'm technically correct. And Meilyr said he helped you realize how much you love me. I consider that a wing man.
You think anyone has ever managed to touch /me/? I don’t have a single scar on my body!
And yet I've punched many a mage in the face before their puny fireball or lightning bolt could hit me! When all else fails, you always have a fist! { He's conveniently leaving out every time he's been blinded by light magic or burnt by waves of flame. Child's play for Lysithea. }
no way, magic is the greatest form of strength! Anything else is totally unnecessary to me! [ … and she’s far to puny to ever actually be strong enough to do that ]
Aww come on, you KNOOOW I'm cool! There's a part of you that wishes you could dent shields with just your bare hands like I can! { He certainly wishes he could cast spells like she can! }
Linhardt, that’s a horrible way of saying we’re dating now.
Why is my wing man and my ex-situationship arguing.
[ She looks away bashfully. ] Yeah, I guess so. I know I am at least. [ A smile curls on her lips. ]
Thank you. We're on the same side here. We've both been dealt terrible cards in life, and yet we're the two coolest people around. { A small yet warm smile grows. }
/ this is the meme I was referencing and I fear it's very lysihardt coded:
….. [ Okay maybe she feels a little bad. ] I got caught up. I apologize.
Reducing my trauma to brooding and monologuing says otherwise. And that's without you mentioning your mortality every five minutes.
// meilyr is the grumpy dad and lysithea is the cat he didn’t want
after a few more months of brooding and monologuing maybe! 😒
I would've gotten there eventually on my own!