E's bf to his parents Bf: Can I go to the gym later? Parents: no Bf: ok can I go and see E? P: no, go to the gym instead E and BF are at the gym...

Nothing say 'sad little speeding defender man' more than repeat blocking

We do live in a nice part of the world

The Snowman: Halloween version

Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · 8h ago

I have been sent this, and I have checked to see that it is real, and it IS real, and now that I can never unsee it, you must see it too.

Bath time is such fun

@nikkijayne.bsky.social hello, qq, your knee op, was it to fix your meniscus?

South East water owe us £500 too... nice

Old property vacated on the 24th July. Since then 3 emails, 4 phones calls (all hung up without answering) to find out when we are getting our deposit back. Withheld my number this morning and they answered and were super weird and are calling me back... why do I feel we have a fight incoming

I've already told my parents im setting fire to their house when they die

Bylines Network@bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 17h ago

There comes a point when visiting your parents and seeing a house full of decades of possessions prompts a slightly alarming thought: Who is eventually going to have to sort all this out? If you already know the answer is “me”, this may strike a chord. @eastangliabylines.co.uk

I love him playing with my pussy

At what point do we stop saying heatwave and not we've fucked the climate

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · yesterday

UK weather: Are we getting another heatwave?

Drivists defending them being too dumb to read two numbers again

I have stood on my feet for over 8hrs two days in a row and I can tell you as someone who sits on their arse for a living, this is not comfortable! My feet hurt!!

IT'S RAINING

Over 2hrs and it looks like this!

Could it be....

Oven man has been cleaning the oven for 1hr30 if you wondered hilow dirty it was

Can any of ny followers help?

Adria@adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · yesterday

This is a bit random, but does anyone know anything about CSCS cards? My dad finds himself in need of one, but from what I can understand from the website the official qualification is required, which he doesn’t have. He’s been working various construction jobs for 20+ years and is in his 60s…

It's like DIY SOS in this house. Over the last 2 days we've had a floor fitter, electrician, bathroom fitter and an oven cleaner, all while we refit the kitchen!

Can we stop giving oxygen to Clarkson. Yes he said something cruel and nasty, that's his raison d'être, amplifying him only serves him

FS, stepdad has just been admitted to hospital

I must say, I'm enjoying the spectacle of people asking us not to say mean things about a dead free speech enthusiast.

When i say the ladt lot fried a lot, this is grease that has run down the back of the old.wall units... yummy

I can tell you that sanding this bastard in direct sunlight is going to be zero fun

Back to scanning artwork. Some originals will be on sale, some prints, and I’m starting to curate so I can put together the much vaunted exhibition I keep threatening… These will be in the 2026 Clarkive sale. Prices in alt if you want to reserve (DM me)! #art #bsnm #artforsale #originalart #artist

Everyone else is sweating at the sheer thought of moving, right?

Here we go...

20 minuets of playing hide and seek woth my cervix... being a woman is such fun! Gets your smears done, ladies

Someone has left their dog in a car at the Dr's. A patient has reported it, rightly so. Owner of said dog has defended what she's done and is shouting at everyone. It's 32⁰ outside. Windows open or not, it is not safe to leave your fucking dog in the car you cunt

Man in doing the conservatory floor. Offered to make him a drink which i now know is apparently rare as rocking horse shit these days... when did manners stop being a thing?