tfa optimus is a broke boy and he wants a penis in his butt
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hey... draw shodan with her papa megatron... thank you
oomf gave me the idea of what if optimus couldnt walk after the war and had to resort to using a wheelchair
in an upperclassman course so there’s graduates there also and we gotta Color lol
anyways when we getting tfa megop bread?
honestly idk if its even up for discussion but when i used to be with a certain group of people i was recognized over my past behaviors of paranoia and suicidal depression and then i suppose this specific person told the defacto leader and thus discussed it with me over "behavioral issues"
biology makes me back hurt help me megatron my name is optimus prime and my back hurty give me a massage pls
(tfa) op: this ends now megatron! op internally: i wanna jerk off so fucking bad megs: so be it, autobot! megs internally: i wanna jerk off so fucking bad
tfone au where orion sees d-16's eyes go red while getting his valve destroyed
schedule and work wont cut it out for me so i unfortunately will have to quit my summer job
(tfa) op: you never wanna listen to me all you do is talk! megs: show me your cunt, love op:
dark tfone where orion finds out he's carrying and when he gives birth the baby couldnt survive, dee and orion are saddened
kind of drunk atm cus i went bar hopping but what if starscream just fucking killed himself and died and never came back ever and nobody noticed and i was the only one who did but i dont like him so i dont care would that be fucked up 🧐
tfa reverse forest au where megatron is a skilled hunter who has his own summer cabin where he kills animals for sport and optimus is a forest nymph who has antlers and a cute tail
cyberworld but optimus prime is pregnant bc of megatron and thats why he's all bulky
(tfone) op: hey dee whats that big ball of fire dee: idk but it hurts when i look at it op: oh so thats why everything is so dark elita: WHAT
i bought a fucking transformers add on from minecraft bedrock so im going to turn into a truck now
everytime i read a cow megop fanfic i think of old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o
tfa where optimus just gives megatron a rimjob and megs shoots fat ropes
megop sex squirt and cream blowing that cannon is my autobot dream spill that blood back that aft up we're getting dirty in kaon with an engex cup
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 i like good pussy and i like good tree
tfp ratchop idea where ratchet fingers optimus prime during a private exam cus he gotta check his pussy levels haha
