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Laird Barron

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A dog of the house Mainly updates; occasional commentary Catch me at my Patreon: Realms of Old Leech https://www.patreon.com/lairdbarron/about Banner art: Chuck Killorin.

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Undertow Publications 🇨🇦@undertow.bsky.social · 2d ago

Don't forget to pre-order this beauty, if you haven't. Dropping October. We're not crowd-funding this. The only way it keeps going is through your generosity. Plus, it's pretty good. Shoot me a line if you're unsure if you've pre-ordered. Thx!! undertowpublications.com/shop/best-we...

The Best Weird Fiction of the Year, Vol. 2 — Undertow Publications

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Laird Barron@lairdbarron.bsky.social · 2w ago

I was homicidally proprietary about my writing pencils as a kid. They had to be sharpened just so. My brothers knew to touch them was to court death.

Patch Zircher@patrickzircher.bsky.social · 2w ago

Life of a felt tip for an Intous digital pen: New: I hate you. You're too slick and slippery. A few days later: You're beautiful baby. Old: You sad piece of shit! You're misshapen and ruining my line thickness--augh-- (yanks out the tip and reluctantly puts a new one in).

Laird Barron@lairdbarron.bsky.social · 2w ago

I dreamt that I had one day to live. Patton Oswalt was my personal Angel of Death. At the end of the day, he'd smite me and I'd age one year for every misdeed I'd ever committed. I said, "I'm going to be dust, huh?" Oswalt said, "Yep."

Laird Barron@lairdbarron.bsky.social · 2w ago

Conan the Barbarian (82): I like how Milius inverts the famous Frazetta (et al) image of a woman clutching Conan's leg as he does battle. In the movie, young Conan clutches his mother's leg as she faces down Thulsa Doom's goons...