"Did you hear about the bass vocalist who decided to leave the choir?" "He wanted to see how he would do as a so low singer."

His ignorance is staggering.

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Me at work!

"How do you make a baby snake cry?" "Take away its rattle."

"How much to buy a singing ensemble?" I asked the Clerk. He questioned, "you mean a Choir?" "Fine! How much to aquire a singing ensemble."

A snake walks into a Bar and the Barman says: "How did you do that?"

"My son is in the Church Choir." "I didn't think he had it in hymn."

"My wife used to date a Circus Clown before we met." "I had some big shoes to fill."

"I just got a job as a waiter." "The pay isn't great, but it puts food on the table."

I was trying to sell my pet python. Guy asks: "Is it big?" I said: "Huge." He said: "How many feet?" I said: "None, it's a snake."

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.15 am on Wednesday, August 5, it is a sunny 6°C. Breakfast done, load of washing on, bins in, off shopping soon. Have a great day, take care, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀

"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."

"I tried blindfolded Archery once . . . you just don't know what your missing."

"Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new Bathroom Door . . .but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"The book on Chronology I ordered has finally arrived." "It's about time."

"No one can throw a BBQ like me." "My record is 22 feet."

"Alladin is in trouble for cheating." "He's been accused of using performance enhancing rugs."

"I got sacked from my job as a watchmaker." "I kept making faces."

What's the difference between a jailer and jeweller..? 1 watches cells, and the other sells watches! (From an 80s business studies text book)

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.15 am on Tuesday, August 4 it is a pleasant, but chilly 7°C. Sister-in-law going home today, 7 hours via Public Transport. 2 trains and a bus. Have a great day, take care, keep smiling, talk later. 😀

"My sister wanted to marry the Postman, but my parents wouldn't letter."

"My local Chemist is selling 3 decongestant sprays for the price of one." "That's an offer that can't be sneezed at."

"Yesterday a Clown held a door open for me." "I thought it was a nice Jester."

"My wife couldn't handle my addiction to Japanese food." "Sushi left me."

"I've lost my Invite, but whoever asked me to the Drumming Convention can count me in."

"I need a new nib for my Fountain Pen." "Anyone have any tips?"

"I've met others who don't know what a globe is." "It's a small world."

I went to the Jewellers to buy a watch. He said: "Analogue?" I said: "No, just a watch."

Thanks for this one, @vegan-4-indy.bsky.social I have a feeling this might appeal to @lairdmickd.bsky.social with his crazy sense of humour 😜

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Monday, August 3, it is a cloudy 8°C. Westmead Hospital Appt at 11.30 this morning, followed by Oncology Appt at Blacktown Hospital 3pm, going to be busy. Have a great day, take care, keep smiling, talk later. 😀