if they want a sport trans women will never win, they should just make 'not comparing yourself to 22-year-old cis girls' an olympic event

cheap breast augmentation (mosquito bite on the boob)

that seinfeld episode where george and elaine both stop having sex and he becomes uncannily smart and she becomes super dumb, but it's two trans women deactivating their bluesky

average online horsepiss enjoyer: trans women are spiritually amazing bc we are the daughters of inanna theopilled controversymaxer: trans women are spiritually amazing bc we will cause a huge schism when an oecumenical council is convened on whether we will have wombs at the bodily resurrection

'people are transitioning just to get into women's changing rooms' yeah but have you been to the women's changing rooms. they're nice. no one smells like a marketplace full of salami in the midday sun. no one has clogged the one toilet that still has a door on it with a shit the size of a baguette

happy good friday. why yes it is good friday. yes in august. that's why i'm at the pool. duh. did jesus die in vain for you, ignorant sinner (good friday is mobile in austria for complicated political reasons and you can take it whenever you like. didn't want to go to work today. thank you jesus)

heading back to wien leaving a little piece of my heart in berlin, as always 🥲 my life is very good, but i sometimes wish it were not quite sooo geographically disparate. in any event, i think i may go back to (largely) keeping off here, checking in every now and then. see you all in a bit 👋

series about a guy who is the biggest egg and has ridiculously public possibilities for airing his eggdom: columnist. tv host. political candidate. prime minister. he only gets eggier the more of a platform he gets. a chorus of trans women are always shouting at him to just transition. he never does

goth gf cheerleader gf

i miss @lalaeta.bsky.social on the tl these days but sometimes she graces my balcony still

fortunately transitioning inures you to humiliation to the point that when your hand luggage is inspected by airport security due to the rather large strap-on dildo inside you no longer have any fucks to give

whenever someone pisses me off, i think 'there's someone who will never, ever know what it's like to get a blowjob from me'. and that is a way in which their experience of life and this universe will be forever, measurably, diminished

am i back here? who knows. probably not. but i thought you should all know i looked hot at a gig a few weeks ago

checking back in briefly. i had a great weekend in Belgrade, being babushkapilled in the sun at the fortress, digging the churches, the rattly old trams from when Tito was still alive, great serbian food, wine and cocktails. oh and I'll be having my pussy thoroughly renovated there in november

checking back after a week and realise i... don't much miss this place. i miss many of you though. maybe i'll be back later but the person i present myself as here just feels like someone i am not and can't really be now, and all keeping that pretense going does is make me exhausted. take care 👋🏻

stepping away from this site while on holiday makes me realise: do i need to be on here, commodifying my little witticisms and my appearance on the likes market? why of course. but maybe i should also break those patterns for a bit? a few days, maybe even a whole week? longer? who knows. be good 👋

it feels too early to be leaving berlin, and it is: my train later today got cancelled so i rushed to südkreuz for an earlier one which is now 1 hour delayed. oh well here goes nothing

watching the football with my jugs out. you may not like it but this is what peak womanhood looks like

wine moms in your area are informing you it's not their problem if their kids are trying to drown yours. we're very busy here and we already told them once. sounds like a problem at your end tbh

when you forget to wear adequate sun cream when going to the beach

the two genders

stralsund sunset

when berlin gets too hot, the hot go to the ostsee

drang nach ostsee (6 uhr und schon ganz deutschland fährt ans meer)

who up travelling to the ostsee for the weekend

i'm genuinely very fond of summer heat and i do better with it than many other people but tbqh it is a bit much now

AHEM

Saying "why doesn't Europe just install AC?" is saying "why doesn't the US just build good public transport?"

yessss we will not rest until the transsexual südkreuz selfie is a cultural institution

Laura@lalaeta.bsky.social · last mo.

hallo südkreuz

another discourse, another moment where you realise that you can be european correspondent for a major us newspaper by watching the 'duff beer for me, duff beer for you' bit of the simpsons