do you think piano stools get off on being chained to pianos in train stations

as london has fallen and the uk is in the midst of the worst drought in its historic, i am now on the train to the 'loo'

actually it's pronounced moïd. it's ancient greek for 'things that resemble me'

oh my god guys this is so embarrassing but is 'female' the boy one or the girl one

really glad we've got clarity with all this new guidance in the uk but um. like. hypothetically speaking. what are you meant to do if you forgot what sex they assigned you at birth. it was like a really really long time ago and everything,

just went to the village of saint-louis-du-ha!-ha! and everyone was laughing at you in a really stereotypical quebecois accent

one of my favourite things about renting is the easy luxury of using a landlord-provided that keeps my produce and raw meat fresh at the balmy, relaxing temperature of 11 degrees centigrade

situating myself in a favourable position for the chinese century by issuing a quietly radical proposal:

i would work out more than occasionally (read: occasionally go bouldering) if it didn't mean i had to eat like twice as much fucking food as i normally do

baffling and upsetting just about everyone by being far-left in the most centre-left–coded way possible

using my copesh to defend 20th dynasty reeeeegypt from the seethe peoples

Theology is not only about understanding the world; it is about mending the world. -Miroslav Volf

learning how to do things? grim but occasionally necessary. learning about things? now THAT'S the good shit

just found out manatees aren't fat and are filled with an absurdly huge small intestine for fermenting seagrass and i'm not really coping well

[observing beautiful woodland creatures frolicking gaily outside my cottage window] well it's sweet. but it's hardly art

good morning oomfies does anyone want to steal my form and conduct three straight hours of meetings for me

infrastructure 200 solidi administration 150 solidi reconquering the roman empire 3600 solidi grain subsidies 150 solidi someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my empire is dying

okay okay fine i'll do networking. does anyone here want to pay me £160k/yr to 'look mildly fuckable'

women on this webzone are accusing me of being a "chinese eunuch"

okay last time i'm milking this outfit but the film for this shot just developed and—

ok so my little sister has dumped her 40-year-old loser boyfriend, which is prima facie excellent news. however she's seemingly done so to get with a centimillionaire ex-tory ministerial advisor eight years older than her so i'm still weighing up the calculus here

my hair has reached the length where it never looks good under any circumstances so i'm formally undertaking a retreat from the world of men to cultivate my pneuma

it's genuinely impressive how universally dysfunctional the remaining trans cluster on x the everything app is. bitches there cycle through discourses that would last us weeks in a matter of hours

me and who

up at 2 am sketching jordan peterson diagrams to figure out what i actually mean when i ask about 'freak perverts'

all of this could have been averted if someone had ever let me know that plato had jokes in it

oh my god how the fuck did i go an entire month without cuddling in bed with a girl i really really like. i feel like i've just set down a thirty kilo rucksack

kill the boymoder in your head

programming, mathematics, visual art... automation really is coming for all areas of transfeminine excellence