I will not fall for the zooka ragebait tomorrow!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

splatoon devs making scorch gorge: splatoon devs making eeltail alley: splatoon devs making mincemeat metalworks: splatoon devs making undertow spillway: splatoon devs making hagglefish market: splatoon devs making hammerhead bridge: splatoon devs making museum d'Alfonsino: splatoon devs making

heh. (short for dot) im just tooooooooooooo good for these noobs😎😎😎😎😎😎

Peter, that’s not a tent clip That…. (short for dot dot dot dot) that’s just TUFF💀

look … (short for dot dot dot) vtent cant do this. this is PROOF that stent is the better kit, so I think it’s a waste of time (A FINITE RESOURCE BTW) experimenting with the other kit (singular). I expect to see 0 vtent players now that this definitive factual statement has been released.🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

tomorrow I will do something! and end up a better person than today!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

some games tent damage is gonna max out at 85 and thats ok

nintendo always have to wait until im as motivated as possible to ruin all my momentum with shit like humpback pump track and marlin airport splat zones

You’ve yet to have your finest hour🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

idk why but i feel like tent shield doesnt move as smoothly recently and sometimes it feels faster or slower and the correct timings feel like they’re different every game im officially going insane

ok guys round 2 WHO WANTS TO WIN SQ MAJOR WITH ME😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

lambchopsandwich🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️@lambchopsandwich.bsky.social · 6mo ago

ok guys who is helping me win sq major next month?

for many months I slung myself in an attempt to launch myself back to the heights of elo heaven. over time the failures made me begin to lose hope. but now, with patience and knowledge on my side, they can’t hold me back any longer. I’ve been slinging for too long, now it’s time for my shot.🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

when a stoppable retake meets a moveable hold.....

the slingshot starts today.🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

why does nintendo love sturgeon zones so much this is the third time in 3 days

if we all keep trying our best eventually the rewards shall come!!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

quad where I don’t miss 5 shots for the first time ever🥹🥹🥹let’s all keep trying our best!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

dont even THINK about saying anything good about vtent. shadowind splatoon could solve world hunger with that kit and I would still be playing the zooka one. every vanilla tent I see is an ASSAULT to my eyeballs.

Thank you so much @chronospyli.bsky.social for suggesting me to +3!!! I will continue to grind and get even stronger!!!

today I shall take a step back and think about how I should be playing. the path to success is not a straight line, and it is important for us to take a breather on our journey and remind ourselves what we are fighting for, or else we may lose our way and begin to follow the wrong path!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

We must remember to take the knowledge passed onto us from others and continue to pass it on to the rest!!!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

used the raiders go help feature for the first time ever and we won with one life left when I had a 5 star primo blaster on the line if we lost that shit the enlightenment arc would end so fucking fast im so serious but that didn’t happen so let’s all keep trying our best!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

so washed my aerospray is better than my tent but that’s ok because i just need to reset and come back even stronger🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

sometimes you have to play a bit of enlightened 52 gal and that’s ok🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

Let’s all become the best people we can be!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

success is a journey, not a destination. Our achievements mean so much more when we had to struggle and fight for it🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

I may be trapped within the pits of elo hell right now, but that does not frustrate me. I know as long as I try my best and never give up, I can escape. the existence of elo hell implies the existence of elo heaven.🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

today I shall make my big return to grinding x rank, no longer focusing on my power, instead focusing on how much I can improve. Let’s all get better together!🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️