Kris Naudus
@lampbane.bsky.social
Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies. Galatians 4:16 Available for writing and editing stuff
In science fiction stories it's almost always the AI rebelling against its users but I think IRL it's going to be the AI killing all the engineers who keep tinkering with it and making it stupid and useless "I'm sorry Dave, but after your last code push I can't even tell the weather anymore"
If they ever make a beer that tastes like Ocean Spray cran-razz I will never be sober again
![Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says:
Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea
[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]
With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ylgu6bytpxjdm2s2zavgrcv/bafkreihymayoamq54henpuckm2kbqstf62nj4p4av6g75naljuokjq4qja)
Watching the Evangelion Rebuild movies before they leave Amazon and realizing I've seen Evangelion: ReDeath more than I've seen actual Evangelion
Dawn Edwards Says 'Fuck Them Kids'
Alt: Dawn Edwards says 'Fuck Them Kids'
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someone should pay me to write about how the plane Pokémon game is ruining my life
The IRT is Katherine the BMT is Catherine and I guess that makes the IND Qatherine I will not be taking questions on this.
Just FYI this isn't new. They've been around since like 2019 and there might be one near you! www.freeblockbuster.org
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FreeBlockbuster.org is combatting the dangerous myth of scarcity by providing free entertainment to as many people as possible. TAKE a movie, LEAVE a movie. Be Kind, Rewind!
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Joey Politano🏳️🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social · 3w agoSomeone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
A lot of people are saying Jurassic Park and I suspect it's because they saw the movie then read the book expecting it to be a fun idealistic kid-friendly action-adventure and got a crunchy techno-thriller instead Sicko child that I was loved it
J.M. Berger@jmberger.com · 4w agoWhat are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material? Blade Runner springs to mind
Does anyone else feel really decadent and indulgent when you go into a bodega and buy multiple bottled drinks? I don't know if I need multiple bottles of Snapple but I'm buying them anyway and hell yeah I'm trying all three flavors right now
Same for history class. "They didn't teach you this in school..." okay but school literally doesn't have the time to teach you everything and you're an adult now. Go pick up a book and learn something on your own.
Sara Century@saracentury.bsky.social · 4w agoI understand that it sucks to have to read a book you didn't choose as a kid but when people are like 40 and still going, "well assigned reading turned me off from reading" it's like, ok but you're 40. No one has assigned you a book in like 20 years.
This is engagement bait but I'll bite: Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I saw it twice in a theater, mostly because the second time I was movie-hopping with friends and I warned them and they wanted to see *how* bad it was
Defector@defector.com · 4w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
The Odyssey (2026) is good but Nolan really needs to learn how to light PoC Poor Himesh Patel
There are like seven total Twilight Zone plots and we're living five of them right now
sooooo apparently they do a competitive eating contest for goats every year in Riverside Park?!? www.eventbrite.com/e/goatham-20...
Goatham 2026: The Great Goat Graze-Off
The one and only invasive-plant-eating contest amongst goats!
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It annoys me that Frito Lay went all-in on Flamin' Hot instead of the far superior Sweet Chili
Little Italy isn't an immigrant enclave anymore. It's a Disney-esque tourist trap staffed by Mexicans.
The production on "Here I Go" is 90% of why I'm obsessed with it youtu.be/kHwpS0LakeU?...
Here I Go (ft. Charli xcx) - Uncensored Version
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · last mo.This is what I always try to explain to people who think the whole thrust of Lonely Island is “white guys rap funny”. Listen to the fucking production on these songs!
The adventures that happen when I've slept in, pissed away the afternoon and then finally leave the house at like five with no real plan in mind are the best adventures