he’s a teenager and he’s stuck on a big rock away from his friends. look what you did to the boy
Jasmine 🌌🔭@astrojaz.bsky.social · 3h agoCURIOSITY HAS BEEN ON MARS FOR 14 YEARS!! HAPPY LANDIVERSARY CURIOSITY!!
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Jasmine 🌌🔭@astrojaz.bsky.social · 3h ago
Oh my god, I hope Hill is alright. That looked absolutely terrible.
It only took them 20 years, but Taking Back Sunday finally put this album out on burgundy marble vinyl: craftrecordings.com/products/tak...
Louder Now (20th Anniversary) (Craft Exclusive Burgundy Metallic LP + Bonus 7
This is a PRE-ORDER. Expected to ship the week of October 16, 2026.Celebrating 20 years of Taking Back Sunday’s Louder Now, this anniversary reissue revisits the album that propelled the band onto the...
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Maybe if we give Trea a standing ovation he will work up the courage to move to the outfield!
That’s crazy they’re putting him on OnlyFans to make room for Luis Arraez in the infield
MLB Daily News@insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 3d agoBryce Harper expected to move to OF to make room for Luis Arraez in the infield, per Todd Zolecki. Alec Bohm to 1B, Bryson Stott to 3B.
Wouldn’t be Alec Bohm if he wasn’t hitting the ball on the ground directly to the shortstop lol
The Phillies losing in spectacularly frustrating fashion is the absolute dingleberry topping on the shit sundae that was this week
Found an absolutely diabolical eBay listing by checking a seller’s other items list: ebay.io/m/5Yadjv
Charlie Kirk Personally Signed Bible 2 coas on bible and comes in a lock box | eBay
Charlie Kirk Personally Signed Bible 2 coas on bible and comes in a lock box as pictured
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“It’s dripping lol” has to be one of the things I would least like to ever be said about me. Didn’t know that until just now. A truly incredible — and though-provoking — thread:
treb@treblaw.bsky.social · last wk.standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol
This team fuckin’ stinks, man.
This is the painting the Mona Lisa looks at. Infinitely more interesting, IMO:
LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition)@lanccorob.bsky.social · last wk.The painting Mona Lisa is facing is like 60 feet tall. So much excellent art in that room alone.
Kruk holding up the tie that TMac gave him and it just looks like a curtain lol
The Phillies hitters must have had some of that diarrhea lettuce
Julianne Helinek@lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · last wk.RUNS!!
Haley Stevens is like a female No Neck Ed
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
Micah Parsons in the airplane bathroom when the pilot comes on to announce that they’re now flying over 30,000 feet:
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 2w ago
The Red Rose what now??
Me saying “search it up” to some Youth in the Community™:
Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Mark Harris@markharris.bsky.social · 2w agoI'm actually fine with sounding old.
Is Gabby short for Gabatha?
I know I’ve been a hater today but man, Dalton Rushing has such 5’8” needledick energy. Just one of the most punchable dudes in all of MLB.
The bad news (if you had a good day so far): Aaron Nola is pitching tonight. If that go-ahead double didn’t bring you back to earth, just you wait. The bad news (if you had a bad day so far): Aaron Nola is pitching tonight. It’s gonna get worse, and it may never get better.
just getting caught up on this story and HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
Philadelphia police and FBI to begin excavating Olney house in connection to missing women case
Philadelphia Water Department will assist federal and local investigators by unearthing a pipe under the boarded-up property on the 400 block of West Chew Avenue as part of the widening probe.
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Bröther’s gonna be REALLY upset when he finds out how U.S. AI models were built!
CNBC@cnbc.com · 2w agoBessent says U.S. could sanction China over AI model 'theft'