Willy’s Wonderlando

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Unmarried wife guy. Joe Bob disciple. Baseball lover. HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION apologist. From the land of Poe.

Now a Phil, Luis Arraez is on his fifth team since 2022. He already has three batting titles under his belt and currently leads the NL with a .324 average. Did I mention vastly improved defense and helped Venezuela win the World Baseball Classic? Will someone PLEASE lock him up long term?!

Luis Arraez celebrates a big knock for Venezuela in the World Baseball Classic.

Not gonna lie, took some anxiety pills halfway through NIGHTBORN. Think IT’S ALIVE sans camp but dialed up to eleventy billion. And remember Seidi Haarla for *next year’s* Fangoria Chainsaw Awards because if she doesn’t win for lead performance, I riot.

Seidi Haarla in a still from NIGHTBORN.

Poetry, a glass of scotch, and my friend Baxter here. I can hear the horror bros already: “how is this horror?” Because there’s only one breed who misses the point. So, the terrifying timeliness of this drop? Bravo, Shudder. Bravo.

A French movie poster for BAXTER.