Willy’s Wonderlando
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Unmarried wife guy. Joe Bob disciple. Baseball lover. HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION apologist. From the land of Poe.
No one asked but entertaining myself has never been an issue, so I’ve updated my EVIL DEAD rankings post-Burn.
Missed it in theatres, so we bought EVIL DEAD BURN blind because it’s the only franchise that’s never missed. 🤘 Catch ya on the flip-flop.
Watch this and *try* to tell me you’re not ready to rock! #WNBA
It’s official. The WNBA’s 16th team is the Cleveland Sirens.
When Wicker meets Cornetto and it’s bloody seamless.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Now a Phil, Luis Arraez is on his fifth team since 2022. He already has three batting titles under his belt and currently leads the NL with a .324 average. Did I mention vastly improved defense and helped Venezuela win the World Baseball Classic? Will someone PLEASE lock him up long term?!
Just submitted a time-off request for October 15 so I can binge Crystal Lake.
Val Kilmer Huckleberry
Alt: A GIF of Val Kilmer from TOMBSTONE emerging from shadow saying “I’m your huckleberry.”
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Not gonna lie, took some anxiety pills halfway through NIGHTBORN. Think IT’S ALIVE sans camp but dialed up to eleventy billion. And remember Seidi Haarla for *next year’s* Fangoria Chainsaw Awards because if she doesn’t win for lead performance, I riot.
Rented CAMP (2026) but should have bought it. Can’t conceive of a greater compliment. If you dig lush cinematography and witchy vibes, Avalon Fast’s CAMP will very much be your jam.
Poetry, a glass of scotch, and my friend Baxter here. I can hear the horror bros already: “how is this horror?” Because there’s only one breed who misses the point. So, the terrifying timeliness of this drop? Bravo, Shudder. Bravo.
How the fuck does FRIGHT NIGHT ‘85 only have four skulls on Shudder?
Hasbullah in Boxing Gloves
Alt: Hasbullah in Boxing Gloves
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Really focused on the chilling way the Phantom was shot on this viewing. Charles B. Pierce could have been a legendary horror director.
Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive
Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive
So terrified of heights my *feet* were sweating when I watched the original. Any film that can evoke that kind of reaction has earned my money. I shall be seated. And sweating.
Watch the new trailer for FALL 2: DEADPOINT, which transports viewers to Thailand for a new death-defying adventure.
The LEVITICUS trailer has me convinced it’s going to make me angry but we’re doin’ it anyway. See ya on the other side.
Neck hurts and I feel like shit. Here’s to a better tomorrow, y’all.
Good Night Sweet Dreams with Snoopy & Charlie Brown
Alt: A Good Night Sweet Dreams GIF with Snoopy, Charlie Brown and Woodstock.
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