the stock market can’t hurt us because all of our retirement money is in QD Points
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterdayGotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterday
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the British guys stopped to see an important cultural monument on their way to Lansing
everyone you know was at Horrocks last night and everything was beautiful and nothing hurt
tearfully moving Fazolis from the "threatened" column to "endangered" on our Weird Shit that Still Exists in Lansing board
Fazoli’s closes final restaurant in West Michigan
Fazoli’s has closed its restaurant in Battle Creek, marking the end of the fast-food Italian chain’s presence in West Michigan.
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On the train behind the BWL smokestacks and there should be an official @lansingmifacts.com modded level map for a first person shooter in the Wynken, Blynken and Nod complex
🚧 LANSING FACTS POSTS LANE CLOSURE 7/21 to 10/32 🚧 🛑 local traffic only 🛑 good luck getting anywhere you actually want to go 🛑 what are they even doing to the roads 🛑 why would a loving creator allow so much agony through detours
ope, just gonna drift unmoored from space and time, contemplating our very existence, letting the overwhelming emptiness of the universe envelop us, and maybe pick up some potato salad
Lack spacial awareness and looking for a place to stand around and be in the way? Need to have a public argument with your spouse? Come on down to Horrocks, a great place to do that, apparently
shit may be bleak but this town does have an operating Fazolis
Canadian Smog and Diarrhea Lettuce should be a double bill at the Green Door and not the current conditions
secretly hoping the air quality hits 420 on the nose so we can at least get our dumb little joke out of Diarrhea Apocalypse Smoke Summer '26
what if we froze the olive sauce like a savory popsicle that tasted exactly like the exasperation we feel every morning waking up in Lansing Michigan USA
we should come up with a fucked up pizza call it Lansing Style make everyone pretend to like it
gonna Jurassic Park up some raptors to deal with all the nuisance deer around town we can't emotionally afford another Horrocks plant trip
MSU Surplus Store@msusurplus.bsky.social · 4w agoDesktop DNA sequencing machines are now 30% off! Shop at msusurplusstore.com/search?q=dna...
there is a weather siren going off and there is some motherfucker down the street from HQ lighting off fireworks RIGHT NOW this town's appetite is insatiable sure go ahead send those mortars right into a tornado
we saw Sneering Odium a few years ago at Stoopfest
The Telegraph@telegraph.co.uk · last mo.The progressive version of Twitter offers a world of vicious, sneering odium that only those who see themselves as kinder humans dish out 🔗 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/03/is-there-anything-more-pathetic-than-a-bluesky-user/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_li_pathetic-than-a-bluesky-user/
I just want to find someone who loves me as much as this town loves fireworks
ALTERNATE JOKE: It's too hot for this shit
Lansing Facts@lansingmifacts.com · last mo.stay safe y’all
