Am I the only one who realizes how stupid Sponge Bob Square Pants is? I'm not just talking about the character, but the whole damn show.
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Why are citizens not hunting down and slaughtering ICE agents? I want to hear stories of dead ICE agents. I'd do it myself if my disability didn't leave me house bound.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'!" The doctor replies, "Ah, that sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones Syndrome." The man asks, "Is that common?" The doctor stands up and says, "It's not unusual."
I'm not saying what Platner did was right or wrong, since I don't know all the details. But couldn't his accusers have come out BEFORE the only alternative was re-electing Collins? Why did this happen AFTER the primary?
I am ashamed to be an American. If I could afford to move out of this god forsaken hell hole, I would.
Am I the only one who realizes how stupid Sponge Bob Square Pants is? I'm not just talking about the character, but the whole damn show.
What do you call it when you paint a Dromedary to blend into the background? Camel-flage
Rich people should not exist. If you have alot of money, you should be spending it and putting it back in the economy. If you have more money than you can spend, you should be forced to give it away to people who need it.
I was just listening to "'Cause I'm A Blonde" by Julie Brown, and realized: *He's* blonde! Suddenly it all makes sense!
Them: You can't just list off a random bunch of movies and expect people to understand you. Me: 1. The Day the Earth Stood Still 2. Flash Gordon 3. The Invisible Man 4. King Kong 5. It Came from Outer Space 6. Doctor X 7. Forbidden Planet 8. Tarantula (cont.)
In *Avatar: The Last Airbender* certain animals are mixed together, including the wolf-bat. It makes me wonder how their legends of things like vampires and werewolves would work.
How come, now matter how many times they call for my and every other left-wingers death, twitter let Rape-ubli-cunts off the hook? But when I wish for the same death to the Gang Of Pedophiles, they lock down my account?
I will never forgive Joe Biden for not ordering the execution of the Orange Shit-stain and everyone who worked for him on Jan 21, 2021. That should have been his first executive order.
I consumed a mixture of molten and solid dihydrogen monoxide and got sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.
Amy Mebberson@amymebberson.bsky.social · 5mo agoShow somebody(s) who absolutely rock a hat and aren’t Indiana Jones
I know I am getting closer to perfecting my time machine, because I keep finding hints of my future self trying to sabotage me.
I really wish people would stop saying "[It] aged like milk." Fine aged Milk is Cheese.
For many years I have heard folks talk about Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street as positive role models for the LGBTQ community, specifically folks who assume they are gay. But as a kid, I didn't see that. I knew there was something different about Ernie, and I knew I identified with it. (cont)
Back in the 90s, did anyone have a story audio tape called "The Dinosaur Who Loved To Dance"? I used to have a copy, but I can't get to it, and no one online seems to have a copy.
Is there anyone else here who never watches the super bowl, no matter who's playing?