Oh, how I wish the fake horror host and fake horror movies in JACK-O were real. Sweaty, chain smoking Cameron Mitchell would be an amazing scary movie host!
Wings Hauser should rightfully be a horror icon. He's in so many epic horror flicks like Mutant here. Always goes 1,000%! Love movies like this that take bonkers 180 turns. Seems like a classic hicksploitation flick then WHAMMO--toxic waste zombie chaos!
Lioness Martha Raye's expression sums up my feelings on things pretty well.
Broke a pint glass on the floor. Now to spend the next few days paranoid everything has tiny shards of glass hidden in it. Yes, my socks in the folded laundry pile 15 feet away might have glass in them.YoU NeVer KNow!!!
Need a 12 part documentary on the creation, rise in popularity, and decline of horrifying chef statues outside restaurants. These freaky dudes were everywhere for awhile!
Let me live the rest of my days in a Newport Cigarette ad. What a fun world that was! (except for all the cancer)
The People of Portland, Oregon: Sketch No. 15: "Skater Fudd." This super doped up derp surprised me in the elevator with a loud 100% Elmer Fudd "HEWWOW!" He was so high, he had the talkies and it was all I could do not to laugh. Not at his speech inpediment, just the sudden craziness of it all.🦆🦫🌲
Happy National Comic Book Day! Here's a well-drawn Mantis butt by Pablo Marcos. Sadly, men's butts in classic comics are flat cuz artists were scared to draw sexy butts. As a man who's dedicated his life to doing things to other men's butts, seeing one that actually looks good lifts my heart! 💚
My friend got me a Dr. McCoy Star Trek commemerative plate! Never thought I'd own anything this fancy. Came with a signed Certificate of Authenticity. Guess it's the real McCoy!
Needed waaaaaay more murders and gore. But was well made, had plenty of atmosphere, and great characters. Plus the goofball from My Bloody Valentine and other great Canadian actors. Cozy slasher flick. #criesatnight
Accidentally made an art. My Karen Black shirt was gazing at me after being thrown in the hamper. She was so gorgeous!
Good morning, here's a bunch of gigantic Dolly Parton hair. She had the biggest hair of any star for decades. She was asked how long it takes to do her hair and she said, "I don't know, I'm never there when they do it."
Hrm...I wonder what this movie's about. Helluva cover! Movie's not bad either. A plotty cat and mouse game where a cop chases a......psychic killer!
Update: Learned Dean R. Koontz is no long bald and has lush, youthful hair. After consulting the Book of Shadows, I discovered it's a lower demon called a "Hell Toopay." It feeds on the immense negative energy insecure bald men generate. Using my phone-toshop, I have created this image of it.
Wanna get people buying books again? Put studs like this on the back cover. When I see a red hot sex pot like Dean R. Koontz on the back of a book, it's an insta-buy. I probably won't read it, just whack off to the picture, but hey, a sales a sale.
Goodbye, Bud the Chud! Gerrit Graham was the master of making hilarious crazy faces, and taking kooky characters to delirious heights. A director's dream. His portrayal of Beef from Phantom of the Paradise will forever tickle my soul. Loved this man! 💄🎸⚡️
Bought a Halloween skeleton and took him to my neighborhood pizza bar. Without missing a beat, the bartender said they wouldn't serve him cuz he can't hold his liquor. Good stuff! 🍺💀🥴
Now that's a movie title treatment! No cornputers, all hand lettered. Satanic movies get all the cool stuff!🔥
Watched Horror Star aka Frightmare again. Great flick! A buncha disrespectful film fans dig up the corpse of a famous horror star for funs. Jokes on them as he has satanic supernatual powers and comes back to murderize 'em!
Here's an image of David Hasselhoff sitting underwater sticking his tongue out. Kinda turned in to Jan Michael Vincent!
Ladies: Always check the back of your date's head for evil faces, especially at this time of year. You may think it can't happen to you, but that's exactly what they want you to think.
