Although the hobby can be entertaining, try to not forget to attend to more important - and urgent - growing problems elsewhere, before they get too large to handle by yourself.

If the magical artifact malfunctions, please contact wizard support.

Usually you'd be a little upset that someone bursts into your bedroom while changing. Other times it just leads to some fun

Little guy said he could take someone several times his size just fine~

Under her foot this robot's got you. Should of not intruded

Oh, what a coincidence, she was JUST happening to be warming herself up for some fun. But since you are here... might as well~

You knew that she wasn't bluffing when she mentioned being able to go through an entire box of condoms rather easily. But now she's out of rubber, her balls are loudly rumbling from being too full... and you lookin' kinda stretchy right now~

The night's young, the singles are raining on, the dancer's on fire... and yet, she's staring at you in particular. Maybe you'll score a private session with her tonight~

Although the first version of this unit failed its task, THIS ONE for sure will succeed in bringing the cats down.

Femboy hooters seems to have an expansion option on their menu. You just have to guess the secret password and your waiter will show you what you've earned~!

bad Frieren

Every one of his girlfriends helped give him a little paintjob. Of course, now all they are missing is the white they can draw out of him~

Nobody really knows how she maanged to slip inside the aquarium exhibit, however none of the patrons notice or really mind the change of scenery.... where'd the rest of the fish go, though?

I know Frieren

Popularity has weight

Robots can be surprisingly demanding when it comes to offpsring. Oh? Yeah.. apparently robots can have offspring. Technology sure advances quick

I'mma be real, I don't really know much about the Journey to the West to make a witty description

A long awaited performance, the seats are all full, and the songs start playing. Yet it's not JUST her voice people come to witness...

People often lose on purpose against demons if the bet is good enough.

The only downsides of hiring hyper boys at any restaurant is the uprise in "Extra Sausage" jokes... Often followed by a very thorough cleanup once the order is delivered.

Even with the power of foresight, psychic pokemon can still get jumpscared by their own visions of the future.

Dates between two hypers tend to last a lot longer than your average person, entirely because the more fun parts of it last about ten times as long as the date portion of it.

They say they are worth their weight in gold, and considering most of their weight IS gold... I'd believe it

There's plenty a evil in the world, enough so that the requirements for Magical Girls have dropped the 'Girl' part, and have decided to instead equip new recruits with a more.... modern approach

Pandas are born and raised with all their needs met, they've come to expect a certain amount of attention by now. This one certainly needs yours now.

Merry "Almost Chrimbo" everyone! My yeen' mousepad(s) came in last night, and I love them! Bigger and smoother than my original mousepad. Thank you X-Raypad for the service! Thank you Jiuson Zhou for the print! Thank you @larroqe.bsky.social for the art!

She scams people with fake dick enhancement spells on Etsy.

Some ants' entire job is to serve as food storage for the entire colony, so they get bloated with nutricious honey for the rest to eat whenever they are hungry... now, this one's "colony" consists of just you, whether you are hungry or not.

At the peak of rush hour, you can't keep the chef waiting to deliver the dishes. Even if most of that time is spent reminding her that you DID in fact deliver it, it's just right within her massive blind spot in front of her