If you text me “RIP BOZO”, you have to include context. You have no idea how high my hopes were for a moment there.

I saw this and immediately thought of @tofte.bsky.social

Football season is around the corner, and I WANT THE CHEW TOY TROPHY @larrson.bsky.social!! It will be mine this year. ALSO, I want to run a new fantasy football league, beginner friendly, with a chance to win another trophy! Anyone wanna play Fantasy Football???

At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...

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"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

I dislike what college football has become in the modern day, but god damn today would have been a really nice day to watch 3 college football games as second screen content

My brother got forklift certified today and I’ve never been more jealous of anyone in my entire life.

I can’t believe we got Steve Harvey in Halo before GTA 6.

Once again extremely thankful for NY State Medicaid

Getting home and going from the clean ocean air to the wildfire smog last week has given me the worst sinus infection of my life :(

Ugh I hate the first week of growing facial hair. I feel like I need to explain to everyone that I encounter that “no, I didn’t forget to shave. I look this unkempt on purpose.”

LeBron is so weird he pulled the reverse Fresh Prince

Would you rather have two LeBrons or one Patrick Kane?

Philadelphia Inquirer@inquirer.com · 3w ago

LeBron James will join the 76ers on a two-year, $8 million contract. The news was first reported by ESPN's Shams Charania, and James’ agency, Klutch Sports, confirmed the deal in a tweet.

Pleasure Island is the thinking man's choice.

Such a dapper cat! Look at all those rosettes👀💜 @wooselkitty.bsky.social

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Not the bar playing “ don’t cry for me, Argentina”

Las Malvinas son España

At least the Europeans got to see a real sport in America (baseball) while they were here

Ted Lasso is short for Theodore Legendary All Skulls On

old but it's latex day ✨

art fight attack for @xaxallith.bsky.social ! will try to post these more often...will try

Brb watching Digital Circus and reading Confessions of a Mask to properly appreciate how funny this is.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.

lots to learn on "list of dog sports"

Stan Rogers should have wrote fewer songs about office workers dreaming of sailing, and instead wrote a song about some guy who does just that and is unsure if he feels disillusioned with his choice.

england score within 15 minutes, sit back, lose 2-1 with an 87th minute goal is a very credible scenario

England still has the world darts champion and that’s all that matters