Lars Lofgren

@larslofgren.bsky.social

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In 20 years, I never saw a legit copywriter use an "eyebrow." Now AI loves that shit, it's everywhere. And I have to tell every designer/dev that they rarely help, especially when they're generic throwaway copy. And they reek of AI.

As a rough rule, search traffic is down 25% YoY for 3 years in a row. imo, here's why: 1) Google AIOs drive little traffic 2) Google is shoving more ads into everything 3) Users are bailing to LLMs, the pie keeps shrinking I don't see this stopping. Proceed accordingly.

If I ever get to speak with whoever came up with EEAT at Google, I'll tell them 3 things: 1) I admire the aspiration of EEAT. Terrible fucking acronym though. I feel like a toddler at the dentist every time I say it. EEEEEEEEat.

This is the little shit that scammed me out of $60. Isn't it adorable? Don't be fooled! If you see this cute cow on Instagram, you're about to be scammed (most likely). Want to see how the scam works in detail? Link below.

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I have one goal for 2026. Only one KPI. - - - Do people that I respect like my shit? That's it. Every other metric can fuck off. And no, I'm not measuring any of this. Gonna read the tea leaves.

Absolutely pro move by the OpenAI comms team: announcing a security incident the night before Thanksgiving. Someone got into Mixpanel and grabbed a bunch of OpenAI user data (names, emails, geo, org info, etc). Sounds like OpenAI already booted Mixpanel out of production. lol

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I gotta admit it, when you start with really high quality content and ask an AI tool to create content based on it (headlines, promotional emails, social posts, etc), that AI content gets exceptionally good. It's all about having that quality base though. No base = AI slop

So far, the Google monopoly ruling appears toothless to me. If I was a Google exec, I'd be celebrating right now. Some reporting requirements, need to build a syndication service and offer it at cost, and no more exclusivity contracts. Pretty easy to check all those off.

I take enormous delight in writing a take down piece on a shady company and then ranking for their brand term in google. Just saw a new one pop. Hit #3 for vendafly. I cackle like an idiot every time this happens.

Sigh... the #1 rank for "calendly alternatives" is an exact match .org domain. It's also the top listed resource in the AIO. -DR of 16 -An extremely low effort 1 page website -No affiliate links My bet is they're selling placements on the page to some of the vendors.

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So is Google's AI push killing the open web? I'm already seeing it first hand. I know of multiple sites (DRs of 90+ and 1 is a top 100 domain) that are slashing content budgets. Blogs are on life support. They've decided to ride the decline. Everyone is starting to move on.

So about those HCU sites getting a bump in the current Google algo update... Can confirm. If you're wondering if I did anything to site: I unpublished about 30% of the site when it was first hit and then haven't touched it in 9 months. So not much.

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I'm about to show you how to save 75 CENTS per month on your Medium subscription. Let's ignore any questions about why someone would have a Medium subscription in the first place. 1. Go to you billing and then choose to cancel. 2. You'll get a 15% discount for 3 months. BAM. You're welcome.

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Someone tipped me off about a sketchy corner of the internet selling dodgy Windows keys via Reddit and Google. So what did I do? I bought one. Then I mapped how these sites get their traffic. So did the Windows key work or not? Read on: larslofgren.com/windows-key-...

The World of Sketchy Windows Key Resellers - Lars Lofgren

I was hoping for a blatant scam: fake Windows keys sold through Reddit rings, Groupon, and half-assed websites. So I bought what I assumed to be a fake Windows key that would fail the authentication. ...

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