APOLLO.
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(Don't ask, Justice. You don't wanna know.) IC: https://www.tumblr.com/ceeejus/807027816735588352/2026-year-of-apollo-justice?source=share
Isn't it kind of egotistical to call yourself pure of heart?
(I can't tell if that's a "Mr. Wright cross-examined a parrot" joke or a "Trucy's nickname for me is the same as a bird's name" joke.)
Hit by a car and framed for murder. This feels familiar.
Of... puppy-dog eyes? I'm not doing that.
Polly, Athena, lend me your power!
Come to Khura'in and you can have my cases.
We've had like two cases since you left. I'm withering away over here.
(leaving the courtroom with the most haunted look on his face) worst day of my life
(... Does this mean I'm gonna have to start cleaning the office bathroom again?)
It's not "free time" when I'm busy with paperwork and the bathroom needs to be cleaned.
(giving her mochi ice cream) eat your jell-o, trucy
thYOU *DID* EAT SOME OF MY PUDDING
The worst of times are when lawyers have to force their biggest smiles.
( He's looking around to make sure there's no one near. ) ... Ahem. My name is Apollo Justice, and I'm fine!!!
Nonsense! There is only room for two in this court: Me, and the law! Keep the riff-raff out! Out, I say!
Where does he get off acting like he's some big rock star? (...He is a big rock star.)