So we got a guild for WoW forever yet? 😝

Happy Tummy Tuesday #tummytuesday #gay #gaybear

The lich is busy creeping around, but quite bored 😴

I’m working on making an AI Lich whose crypt has been co-opted as a basement for a burger joint. He roams around doing things. He is understandably annoyed and writes admittedly bad poetry about it all. He also raises named minions to complete his menial labor 💀

The Lich from Adventure Time

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😜 get some (belly rubs also accepted)

Tis Friday my dudes 🐸

I might be on call but I could still throw ya a bone

There’s someone out there hating on me and I’m just in bed chillin like this and minding my own business

I look like I’m trying to sell a used car here 💀💀

Hump day!

Peachy throwback 😇

WDYM I can’t eat a donut off it? 😭

Puss In Boots' Sad Puppy Eyes

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Sunday night, I don’t want to go to bed.

One of my guilty pleasures is watching dashcam compilations and declaring who was at fault

Judge Judy Regrets Laptop Use

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Don’t jump in my DMs if you’re just trying to get off lol I will not comply

Me, every day I wake up, before ingesting hundreds of mg of caffeine to feel normal lol

Jake from Adventure Time with Coffee

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Can I slide it in somewhere else?

Watching this K-drama and this girl is thinking about how she needs to stop relying on sugar daddies and I’m just like girl send them my way 😭

Viola Davis: Bring It On

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Me whilst listening to the nastiest booty clappin-est music

Raccoon Vibing to Music with Headphones

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Woke up feeling….nice 😋

And I stand by it.

You seem like you need a snickers 🤨

The people are people-ing

I risked it with a joke and got the reply “Don’t overstep. I was just now starting to tolerate you.”

Spongebob Says Good Bye

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Me before I open my phone in public

Woman's Judging Reaction

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Watching the show From, and getting irritated with Boyd. He blows up on everything constantly, makes bad decisions and lets the things get to him all the time 👹

Harold Perrineau as Boyd in From TV Show

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Happy Tuesday :) have some tummy

Me when I tell a cat “I’m not gonna grab ya”

elizabeth holmes stare

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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

My friend has not replied to me in months. 😭 I opened Grindr for the first time in a long time and there he was. Like, hoe where have you been??

There You Are Liz Lemon

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