Laugh of the Day: Knock knock. Who’s there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book today!

Laugh of the Day: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? It was over 90 degrees.

Laugh of the Day: What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.

This one’s a bit outdated, but I couldn’t resist posting it. Laugh of the Day: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

Laugh of the Day: Knock knock. Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? From now on I’m Colin you on the phone!

Laugh of the Day: How do planets get ready for an important day? They take a meteor shower.

Laugh of the Day: What happened to the mouse when it fell into the bathtub? It came out squeaky clean.

Laugh of the Day: What do brooms say to each other at bedtime? Sweep tight!

Riddle me this… Laugh of the Day: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Footsteps.

Laugh of the Day: Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them.

Laugh of the Day: Why were the Middle Ages also called the Dark Ages? Because there were so many (k)nights.

Laugh of the Day: Why does a seagull fly over the sea? If it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

Laugh of the Day: Why did the stick become a detective? He was good at getting to the root of things.

Happy October! Laugh of the Day: What kind of balls don’t bounce? Eyeballs.

How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints. (Thanks again to SCH for sharing this first.)

Laugh of the Day: How do trees say hello? They wave their branches.

Someone’s at the door. Allow me to perform the song of my people at full volume.

Laugh of the Day: What is a baby’s favorite reptile? A rattlesnake! (But please don’t go there.)

Laugh of the Day: What happened when the weatherman tried to catch fog? He mist.

Laugh of the Day: What is a wolf’s favorite treat? Pigs in a blanket.

Laugh of the Day: What is a caterpillar’s worst fear? Dog-a-pillars.

Laugh of the Day: What was wrong with the food they served on the flight? It was a little plane.

Laugh of the Day: How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!

Laugh of the Day: Why are lions so slow to apologize? It takes them awhile to swallow their pride.

Laugh of the Day: How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how much rum they drank! (Joke from the June’s Journey app)

(The grammar guru in me is uncomfortable with this as is, but I do realize the overall flow works better this way.) Laugh of the Day: Fortune tellers are easy to buy clothes for… They’re all mediums.

Laugh of the Day: Did you hear about the man with 5 legs? His pants fit him like a glove!

Sometimes someone could say this one to me… Laugh of the Day: Do you have an iron deficiency? No. Why? Because your shirt is wrinkled. (My mom hated tasks like ironing-she said iron is a 4-letter word.)

Laugh of the Day: A man saw a sign in a store that said, “HELP WANTED.” He ran inside and yelled, “What’s wrong!?”

Laugh of the Day: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stop watch you’re doing and let me in!