"Cute! I mean that work's - I have no idea why my parents called me Laurell but it follow's a Greek mytho's so im pretty chuffed about it."
“Mhm. King Freinag named me after thistles because of the colour of my eyes.”
Laurell Phoebus
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Im Laurell Phoebus, but you might recognise me as the news broadcaster. [RP Account - Ran by: https://bsky.app/profile/silverdraws4543.bsky.social ] [PFP Done by: https://bsky.app/profile/kitaply.bsky.social ]
"Cute! I mean that work's - I have no idea why my parents called me Laurell but it follow's a Greek mytho's so im pretty chuffed about it."
“Mhm. King Freinag named me after thistles because of the colour of my eyes.”
"Well, it truly is a pleasure Thistle. Seem's we were both named after plants." He lightly joked "Im Laurell."
Thistle blinked up at him. “Thistle.” a long pause,” Who are you?”
"Got it, wont do it again." He smiled brightly as if to show off his teeth. "Whats your name then buddy?"
Thistle considered this for a while. He felt mainly empty, but it did remind him of some… off putting encounters. “…A little, yes.”
"Creature? And just cuz you don't have a desire to, doesn't mean you shouldn't cutie." He seemed concerned about Thistle.
“I don’t need to anymore.” he went silent for several long moments. “…Well, I suppose I do technically still /need/ to eat, I just do not have any instinct to do so anymore. I do not have any desire. That creature ate it all. I shouldn’t even be alive.”
"Im not gonna make you cutie but sometimes its worth the effort, there's alot of incredible flavours out there." He kept smiling though their convocation, quite intrigued on why someone wouldn't want to eat. "If you don't mind me asking, why don't you eat?"
“Seems like way too much effort. Though I guess if it melts in your mouth then you don’t have to do much while eating it…Hm. No, I don’t need anything anymore. People can make me eat if they want, I guess, but I don’t care if I don’t.”
"Im telling you cutie, its worth a shot! but im not going to force you." He smiled, happy that someone took an interested. "And are you sure you don't need to eat? because your body is telling me something else." He softly chuckled. "I could make you something else?"
“Meat that melts in your mouth…?” He wrinkled his nose, “Gross. Don’t cook me any. I don’t need food.” That was not true at all. He was visibly malnourished. You wouldn’t be getting much meat if you tried eating this elf.
"Depends on what cut you have. I prefer the back as there's a lot of dish options. It contains a contrast of fat to hold the flavour, but not too much where it becomes gammy. If cooked right, it should melt in your mouth." He paused before adding "I'll happily cook you some if you're interested."
“So what do people taste like?” he asked, mildly curious.
"Can people stop shitting on Cannibalism?! Seriously, its not as crazy as what people think it is - All im saying... Is don't knock it before you try it!"
"People keep asking if im a cannibal?! Like really?? Who do you think I am!" His rage quickly spiralled into laughter and then a moment of peace. "Of course I am."
"BEST HUNT IVE DONE IN ALONG TIME!" He has a crazed but energized look in his eyes before he quickly added. "That damn bear nearly got me too!" Art done by @kitaply.bsky.social
"So, apparently the news's is out dated?!" He looked genuinely confused and added. "With everyone on there phones these day's, how could that be true." He paused. "Anyone got any advise to reach more people??"
"Dude, that food took so much time to prep! Haha! Well, Andrew's head didnt - his brain's are already fried."
so... maybe this was eight days late... but WHATEVER, if you notice ANYTHING off just pretend it isn't there hehe Tatsuo hopes everyone had a wonderfully scary halloween! 👻 #art #artist #oc #ocart #halloween #halloween2024 #digitalart #artwork #anime
"Okay, would love to have people's thoughts. Considering this doesn't damage or change anything in my world, I was thinking on posting a draft of my murder memoir. See what you guys think?? If it needs any editing??" He paused. "What do you guys think? Wanna help me be remembered?"
"How pathatic, your scared of me?? Yet again, can I blame you." He smiled, reveiling in his cocky confidence.
"I love having to talk to my shit-head of an ex-wife!" He said sacrasically while forcing a smile, subtly gritting his teeth together in annoyance. //Art done by: bsky.app/profile/kita...
"If you're listening to this, it's because you're here for the truth - The uncensored violent truth, but doesn't that make you just as bad as me. Everyone is capable of murder, no matter how much you lie to yourself, however there is one difference between us. I won't lie about what we are."
// Im trying to learn some Greek because of Laurell. Im sorry if its not great as im just starting but I would love to try and learn from other people as well! Feel free to drop me a message!
"Happy Holiday's Peeps, hope you all have a great time!"
"Just finished most the cooking for Yule, so gonna treat myself to make a cake!"
// Fun Fact: Laurell's marriage ultimately failed due to his persistent boredom and inability to maintain a genuine connection. Feeling unfulfilled and constrained by the commitment, he sought excitement and stimulation elsewhere, ultimately leading him back to his murderous tendencies.
"I stayed up all night, scripting for the live tomorrow. I forgot that I should probably be awake while we are filming, haha! I honestly hope no one notices."
"You ever speak without thinking?" He added. "Yeah, normally I don't..." He sounded as if he had made a terrible mistake.
// Fun Fact: Laurell struggles to find enjoyment or entertainment from everyday occurrences, leading to him becoming inanely board. This is why he find himself doing extreme acts, such as murder or indulging in dark humour. Pissing people off is one of his favorite pass times.