Laurell Phoebus

@laurellphoebus.bsky.social

Im Laurell Phoebus, but you might recognise me as the news broadcaster. [RP Account - Ran by: https://bsky.app/profile/silverdraws4543.bsky.social ] [PFP Done by: https://bsky.app/profile/kitaply.bsky.social ]

"Im not gonna make you cutie but sometimes its worth the effort, there's alot of incredible flavours out there." He kept smiling though their convocation, quite intrigued on why someone wouldn't want to eat. "If you don't mind me asking, why don't you eat?"

Thistle (Dungeon Meshi manga spoilers)@cosywarm.bsky.social · last yr.

“Seems like way too much effort. Though I guess if it melts in your mouth then you don’t have to do much while eating it…Hm. No, I don’t need anything anymore. People can make me eat if they want, I guess, but I don’t care if I don’t.”

"Im telling you cutie, its worth a shot! but im not going to force you." He smiled, happy that someone took an interested. "And are you sure you don't need to eat? because your body is telling me something else." He softly chuckled. "I could make you something else?"

Thistle (Dungeon Meshi manga spoilers)@cosywarm.bsky.social · last yr.

“Meat that melts in your mouth…?” He wrinkled his nose, “Gross. Don’t cook me any. I don’t need food.” That was not true at all. He was visibly malnourished. You wouldn’t be getting much meat if you tried eating this elf.

"So, apparently the news's is out dated?!" He looked genuinely confused and added. "With everyone on there phones these day's, how could that be true." He paused. "Anyone got any advise to reach more people??"

"Okay, would love to have people's thoughts. Considering this doesn't damage or change anything in my world, I was thinking on posting a draft of my murder memoir. See what you guys think?? If it needs any editing??" He paused. "What do you guys think? Wanna help me be remembered?"

"If you're listening to this, it's because you're here for the truth - The uncensored violent truth, but doesn't that make you just as bad as me. Everyone is capable of murder, no matter how much you lie to yourself, however there is one difference between us. I won't lie about what we are."

// Fun Fact: Laurell's marriage ultimately failed due to his persistent boredom and inability to maintain a genuine connection. Feeling unfulfilled and constrained by the commitment, he sought excitement and stimulation elsewhere, ultimately leading him back to his murderous tendencies.

// Fun Fact: Laurell struggles to find enjoyment or entertainment from everyday occurrences, leading to him becoming inanely board. This is why he find himself doing extreme acts, such as murder or indulging in dark humour. Pissing people off is one of his favorite pass times.